Hi Guys... er what did I miss?
Looks like an explosion from Stock, Aitken and Ooliteman!
@mossfoot - an instant classic for a... 'top gun'
@dismb - the best reworks are the simple ones
Not wishing to lag...
You’re listening to Lave's favourite sub-aether comms station "Jameson2084.004"
It’s just after 10.15 local, I’m the Milky Way Kid with you on the late shift
Whilst browsing the aether recently, one of our listeners came across a series of transmissions from the down but not out hard-core spacer, Mossfoot. Do yourself a favour, spend some time on your comm scanner and check out his diary ‘Tales of Woe’.
Up next, one of the Ooniverses favourite outfits DC/AC charging up, and on tour again promoting their new album ‘Asteroid – Space Rocks!’, after spending many decades in hypersleep. Perennial public schoolboy Angus was quoted as saying at the album’s release –
“I'm sick and tired of people saying that we put out 111 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact it’s now 112 albums that sound exactly the same.”
So turn up the volume, switch the comm to wide-band transmission, pull out the air guitar and get ready to annoy the Viper patrol that just mass-locked your iron-ass with some…
Dirty Deeds
If you're havin' trouble in a corporate state
Your status not quite clean
You wanna do some illegal trade
Without being seen
Pick up the comm, I've got my ears on
Call me any time
Just broadcast ‘P-I-R-triple 8-R-S’ (arrr)
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) arrr
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
You got problems with your Torus Drive
Mechanic says there’s a fault
But he's double dealin' with your hard earned dough
Feedin’ you a dose of salt
Pick up the comm, you know I’ll come
To make a ‘social’ call
Give me some space to alter his face
And kick him in the balls
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) arrr
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
Yeahhh
[Angus (not so) Young shredded solo]
If you got some rivals and you want ‘em gone
But you ain't got the guts
They keep undercutting the reg’lar price
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the comm, get yourself gone
It's time to make a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your Random Hits hit-man, hey
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) arrr
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap) ooh
(Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap)
Contract hits, duralium suits, sabotage
(Done dirt cheap)
Hard heads, cascade mines, mil lasers
(Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds… done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds… done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds… do anything you want me to
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds,
Done dirt cheap, oo-arrr 
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