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You know you've been playing Oolite too much when...

Post by drew »

1. You look in your rear view mirror on the motorway and wonder why you can't see cyan exhaust plumes!

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2. You are driving on a deserted road when you see another car on the horizon, and start looking for the "target missile" button on your dashboard.
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3. You call people you really don't like Thargoids.
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4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.
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Also, when posting a letter, you have to get your approach right to save crumpling the item!
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Well, i sometimes use ATM in a local hotel.. that looks very familliar - big rectangular entrance with blinking lights (there are two of them) at the end.. ;-)
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You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end. ;)
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You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.
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Post by jonnycuba »

CWolf wrote:
You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.
ROFL! That's a proper coffee spitter...
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Post by Commodore Sics D'fore »

jonnycuba wrote:
4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.
Nice. I like that one!
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Post by Draco_Caeles »

TedJ wrote:
You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end. ;)
Oh gods... I am now so very tempted to model a Big Bang Burger Bar... flythru only, of course :D
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Post by Roberto »

Now *I'm* tempted to model Disaster Area's stunt ship, complete with illegible HUD :)
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When you leave the house and wonder what happened to the purple rings.
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... When you swerve wildly to avoid roadkill, thinking you're about to scoop a Trumble.
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10. You pull over at every motorway lay-by because it's faster than driving direct. :?
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