General discussion for players of Oolite.
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drew
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by drew » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:06 pm
1. You look in your rear view mirror on the motorway and wonder why you can't see cyan exhaust plumes!
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Drew.
Commodore Sics D'fore
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by Commodore Sics D'fore » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:11 am
2. You are driving on a deserted road when you see another car on the horizon, and start looking for the "target missile" button on your dashboard.
I am not a number! I am a free man! ... Oh what the heck. You can call me Sics.
Rxke
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by Rxke » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:01 am
3. You call people you really don't like Thargoids.
jonnycuba
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by jonnycuba » Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:36 am
4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.
Team Zorg are Go!
capt.Pirk
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by capt.Pirk » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:48 pm
Also, when posting a letter, you have to get your approach right to save crumpling the item!
My letterbox now has flashing landing lights
ArkanoiD
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by ArkanoiD » Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:20 pm
Well, i sometimes use ATM in a local hotel.. that looks very familliar - big rectangular entrance with blinking lights (there are two of them) at the end..
TedJ
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by TedJ » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:10 am
You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end.
CWolf
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by CWolf » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:16 am
You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.
The act of talking b*ll*cks whilst waving one's arms about wildly is referred to as testiculation.
jonnycuba
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by jonnycuba » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:38 pm
CWolf wrote: You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.
ROFL! That's a proper coffee spitter...
Team Zorg are Go!
Commodore Sics D'fore
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by Commodore Sics D'fore » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:59 pm
jonnycuba wrote: 4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.
Nice. I like that one!
I am not a number! I am a free man! ... Oh what the heck. You can call me Sics.
Draco_Caeles
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by Draco_Caeles » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:51 pm
TedJ wrote: You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end.
Oh gods... I am now so very tempted to model a Big Bang Burger Bar... flythru only, of course
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To perserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.
Roberto
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by Roberto » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:38 pm
Now *I'm* tempted to model Disaster Area's stunt ship, complete with illegible HUD
Prophaniti
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by Prophaniti » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:57 pm
When you leave the house and wonder what happened to the purple rings.
Rxke
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by Rxke » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:03 am
... When you swerve wildly to avoid roadkill, thinking you're about to scoop a Trumble.
Odo987
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by Odo987 » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:00 am
10. You pull over at every motorway lay-by because it's faster than driving direct.
Attacking a Navigational Beacon is illegal. Police are on their way.