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Amazon patents the Milkman

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Following on from earlier silly-season stories it now seems that the Wise Men of the USPTO have allowed Amazon to patent the Milkman.
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That tutting noise you made when you read that story ... I own that, by the way. Tsk™, Tut™, Choh™, Pff™, Tch™, Blowingairoutyournose™ - they're all mine. And their derivative works.

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Stop breaching my rights, guys. That language that you are speaking/writing/thinking (commonly known as English) is now owned solely by me. If you dare to use one word of English from this moment on (even misspealled), I will be suing you.
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<chuckles> Now the word Python is being trademarked apparently - El Reg, of course!
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