Amazon patents the Milkman
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Amazon patents the Milkman
Following on from earlier silly-season stories it now seems that the Wise Men of the USPTO have allowed Amazon to patent the Milkman.
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Re: Amazon patents the Milkman
That tutting noise you made when you read that story ... I own that, by the way. Tsk™, Tut™, Choh™, Pff™, Tch™, Blowingairoutyournose™ - they're all mine. And their derivative works.
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This'll be one of the last chapters in Tool-Using Cultures of the Upper Pleistocene vol XII: Capitalism: the Great Bagsy-Frenzy of the 21st Century, when everyone stopped doing everything and just rushed around the world putting dibs on stuff.
Re: Amazon patents the Milkman
Stop breaching my rights, guys. That language that you are speaking/writing/thinking (commonly known as English) is now owned solely by me. If you dare to use one word of English from this moment on (even misspealled), I will be suing you.
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Re: Amazon patents the Milkman
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