You know you've been playing Oolite too much when...

drew · Post by **drew** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:06 pm

1. You look in your rear view mirror on the motorway and wonder why you can't see cyan exhaust plumes!

Cheers,

Drew.

Commodore Sics D'fore · Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:11 am

2. You are driving on a deserted road when you see another car on the horizon, and start looking for the "target missile" button on your dashboard.

Rxke · Post by **Rxke** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:01 am

3. You call people you really don't like Thargoids.

jonnycuba · Post by **jonnycuba** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:36 am

4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.

capt.Pirk · Post by **capt.Pirk** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:48 pm

Also, when posting a letter, you have to get your approach right to save crumpling the item!
My letterbox now has flashing landing lights

ArkanoiD · Post by **ArkanoiD** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:20 pm

Well, i sometimes use ATM in a local hotel.. that looks very familliar - big rectangular entrance with blinking lights (there are two of them) at the end..

TedJ · Post by **TedJ** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:10 am

You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end.

CWolf · Post by **CWolf** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:16 am

You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.

jonnycuba · Post by **jonnycuba** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:38 pm

CWolf wrote:
You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.

ROFL! That's a proper coffee spitter...

Commodore Sics D'fore · Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:59 pm

jonnycuba wrote:
4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.

Nice. I like that one!

Draco_Caeles · Post by **Draco_Caeles** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:51 pm

TedJ wrote:
You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end.

Oh gods... I am now so very tempted to model a Big Bang Burger Bar... flythru only, of course

Roberto · Post by **Roberto** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:38 pm

Now *I'm* tempted to model Disaster Area's stunt ship, complete with illegible HUD

Prophaniti · Post by **Prophaniti** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:57 pm

When you leave the house and wonder what happened to the purple rings.

Rxke · Post by **Rxke** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:03 am

... When you swerve wildly to avoid roadkill, thinking you're about to scoop a Trumble.

Odo987 · Post by **Odo987** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:00 am

10. You pull over at every motorway lay-by because it's faster than driving direct.