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Funniest/strangest planetary flavor text

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:56 pm
by 33tango
It looks to me like the planetary flavor text is randomized still like it was in Elite, which provides for some funny or strange combinations. Anyone have a good one to share?

i.e. This world is very well known for it's inhabitants ancient loathing of discos and the Esustiian spotted cat.

Re: Funniest/strangest planetary flavor text

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:20 pm
by Screet
33tango wrote:
It looks to me like the planetary flavor text is randomized still like it was in Elite, which provides for some funny or strange combinations. Anyone have a good one to share?

i.e. This world is very well known for it's inhabitants ancient loathing of discos and the Esustiian spotted cat.
I still wonder what edible arts graduates are - people studying on how to create edible art or edible people studying art in general? ;)

Screet

Re: Funniest/strangest planetary flavor text

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:39 pm
by JensAyton
Screet wrote:
I still wonder what edible arts graduates are - people studying on how to create edible art or edible people studying art in general? ;)
Well, if you study the system description grammar, it’s clear that “edible” is a creature_attr_adj and “arts graduate” is a tharg_creature_noun_4.

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:21 pm
by Rustybolts
Maybe the thargoids thought Van Gogh was edible, an he didn't cut his own ear off at all :shock: He can't of been very tasty as they left the rest of him!

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:26 pm
by Screet
Rustybolts wrote:
Maybe the thargoids thought Van Gogh was edible an he did't cut his own ear off at all :shock: He can't of been very tasty as they left the rest of him!
Well, when it's up to trumbles, every living being is edible ;)

Screet

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:15 pm
by ovvldc
Living, dead, inanimate. Trumbles will eat junk food, literally.

Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:23 pm
by Screet
ovvldc wrote:
Living, dead, inanimate. Trumbles will eat junk food, literally.
We should really have some. Would solve the problem with nuclear energy on earth, as they also do eat radioactives ;)

Screet who recently read an excerpt of a lobby-document pro nuclear power which reads that throughout entire earth there has not yet been found a single place where the radioactive waste could be stored safely and given the many years of trying to find one, such a place might never be found :shock:

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:29 am
by Chrisfs
The word hoopy makes anything funnier.

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:46 am
by Commander McLane
Screet wrote:
Screet who recently read an excerpt of a lobby-document pro nuclear power which reads that throughout entire earth there has not yet been found a single place where the radioactive waste could be stored safely and given the many years of trying to find one, such a place might never be found :shock:
But why would a lobby pro nuclear power claim such a thing? Wouldn't they rather argue that the places found so far (salines, deep-see, etc.) are safe enough?

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:51 am
by pmw57
Commander McLane wrote:
Screet wrote:
Screet who recently read an excerpt of a lobby-document pro nuclear power which reads that throughout entire earth there has not yet been found a single place where the radioactive waste could be stored safely and given the many years of trying to find one, such a place might never be found :shock:
But why would a lobby pro nuclear power claim such a thing? Wouldn't they rather argue that the places found so far (salines, deep-see, etc.) are safe enough?
The reason to claim that no place is safe enough, is to give weight to the validity of dumping it where they will. If nowhere is safe, then anywhere is good enough given enough lobbying.

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:28 pm
by Screet
Commander McLane wrote:
But why would a lobby pro nuclear power claim such a thing? Wouldn't they rather argue that the places found so far (salines, deep-see, etc.) are safe enough?
It was meant for their own use to make clear how important it would be to get a government change that allows them to continue instead of keeping the current one. Sadly, that did happen...

Screet

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:25 pm
by 0235
hey, im studying art, does that make me edble?

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:29 pm
by Screet
0235 wrote:
hey, im studying art, does that make me edble?
I would guess that you being a human does make you edible - it's just that common people do not like humans to be eaten, but history does prove otherwise ;)

Screet

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:30 pm
by JensAyton
Commander McLane wrote:
Screet wrote:
Screet who recently read an excerpt of a lobby-document pro nuclear power which reads that throughout entire earth there has not yet been found a single place where the radioactive waste could be stored safely and given the many years of trying to find one, such a place might never be found :shock:
But why would a lobby pro nuclear power claim such a thing? Wouldn't they rather argue that the places found so far (salines, deep-see, etc.) are safe enough?
Because our only chance of developing technology to reduce our stockpiles of long-half-life waste is to continue to develop more advanced forms of nuclear reactors.

But this is definitely a question for Outworld. :-)