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Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:13 pm**

Missionaries.OXP (549kb)

Adds a cleric from one of four faiths to some systems. There's a Happy Eye preacher, a CGC missionary, A Witchspace Lobster worshipper and a Zenarchy monk.

This is my first attempt at making a simple OXP for Oolite.

All models are unmodified from the basic game by Giles Williams.
The textures are based on the basic textures plus the ones from the mPak by Murgh.
The AIs are based on the basic game plus the ones from Boyracers and the Frog Space Rigshaw by Murgh.

And I got a lot of help by searching the Oolite BB and Wiki.

Comments-ideas-advice?

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:32 pm**

Heehee.

Nice.

I want a Spaghetti Monster missionary! http://www.venganza.org/

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:03 pm**

I just thought of the lack of alternative theories of intelligent designers today because of a story in the news on ID. FSM is not the least credible explanation.

Actually the CGC also has ID as part of it's dogma, as anyone who comes across one of it's missionaries soon will discover

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:01 pm**

Btw: Since CGC stands for The Church of Giles the Creator, one has to admit that they're actually unto something with their claims about an intelligent designer of the Ooniverse

Posted: **Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:51 am**

Like the rust!

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:06 am**

Lobster worshippers!

i *love* lobsters!
awesome

KW
//\oo/\\

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:17 am**

Can you please put this up @ Oosat, I all forgot about it, and now it seems like I can't download it anymore

EDIT:

the download works just fine, me bad.

Still, it merits a place on Oosat2

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:00 pm**

Rxke wrote:
Still, it merits a place on Oosat2

Thanks

Great that there's so much stuff back on Oosat2 now, that it's actually possible to miss things. http://oosat.alioth.net/?q=node/46 - you might also have passed it thinking it was M-pack since the Witchspace Lobster Worshiper pictured flies a rusty Worm.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:17 pm**

to my defence: I typed in 'missionaries' in the search box and it came up empty

so I thought it wasn't on Oosat2.

Weird eh? Teh search function it dunnot works eh?

Posted: **Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:15 pm**

Rxke wrote:
Weird eh? Teh search function it dunnot works eh?

Hadn't even noticed that function. Looks like it only works for some words

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:22 pm**

Update:

Corrected an error with the script

Download Missionaries OXP here.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:06 pm**

Would there be any interest in updating this?

This is one of the more Lore-ish/cultural oxp's.

We would need new textures, we could add to the communications, and add in to the death cries.

We could add in some new religions (Randomius Factoria for example), could make some missionaries system specific (more CGC in Feudal States for example, or zillions of Zenarchy Monks in the third Galaxy...)

We could add in monasteries or temples (á la Church of the Holy Witchspace Guard or the Black Monks).

Any other ideas?

Reference: Religion

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:36 pm**

Cholmondely wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:06 pm
Any other ideas?

For it is written that missionaries fly Hognoses!

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:39 pm**

Cholmondely wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:06 pm
Would there be any interest in updating this?

Well, I've started a bit on it in my RELOPy fashion. Looking forward to elaborating with gems from the

Church of Giles the Creator page. I figure they move about in a blessed barque..
The Happy Eye cult has become the somewhat more ominous All-Seeing Eye cult.

Having always missed a bit of robot presence in Oolite (a timid, frightened bunch so nearly driven to extinction) I've played a little with some worshipping their automaton deity, praying for better days.

Monasteries and temples temples sound cool..

Posted: **Sun May 01, 2022 6:23 am**

The current descriptions plist:

missionary01: Happy Eye
missionary02: CGC
missionary03: Witchspace Lobster
missionary04: Zenarchy Monk

Code: Select all

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple Computer//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
	<key>missionary01-preach</key>
	<array>
		<string>Donations are welcome</string>
		<string>Attend our meeting at %H</string>
		<string>Subscribe to our newsletter</string>
		<string>We have the answers</string>
		<string>Join our faith</string>
		<string>Let me help you</string>
		<string>We really love you</string>
		<string>Smile</string>
		<string>Don't worry</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>chap</string>
		<string>pal</string>
		<string>dude</string>
		<string>comrade</string>
		<string>bloke</string>
		<string>mate</string>
		<string>lad</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>sour</string>
		<string>angry</string>
		<string>unhappy</string>
		<string>frowning</string>
		<string>ill tempered</string>
		<string>sulking</string>
		<string>nasty</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Chap</string>
		<string>Pal</string>
		<string>Dude</string>
		<string>Guy</string>
		<string>Bloke</string>
		<string>Mate</string>
		<string>Lad</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Sour</string>
		<string>Angry</string>
		<string>Unhappy</string>
		<string>Frowning</string>
		<string>Ill tempered</string>
		<string>Sulking</string>
		<string>Nasty</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>that The Eye sees everything</string>
		<string>the second law of karmadynamics</string>
		<string>the millinia in Purgatory</string>
		<string>that the Eye is vengeful</string>
		<string>the extensive penance</string>
		<string>mending your ways</string>
		<string>joining a monastary</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary01-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Poor</string>
		<string>Wretched</string>
		<string>Fellow</string>
		<string>Dear</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>darwinist</string>
		<string>anarchist</string>
		<string>heretic</string>
		<string>pagan</string>
		<string>unbeliever</string>
		<string>pirate</string>
		<string>scientist</string>
		<string>atheist</string>
		<string>evolutionist</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>mad</string>
		<string>deviant</string>
		<string>triggerhappy</string>
		<string>blind</string>
		<string>drunk</string>
		<string>lobster worshipping</string>
		<string>murderous</string>
		<string>evil</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Darwinist</string>
		<string>Anarchist</string>
		<string>Heretic</string>
		<string>Pagan</string>
		<string>Unbeliever</string>
		<string>Pirate</string>
		<string>Scientist</string>
		<string>Atheist</string>
		<string>Evolutionist</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Mad</string>
		<string>Deviant</string>
		<string>Triggerhappy</string>
		<string>Blind</string>
		<string>Drunk</string>
		<string>Lobster worshipping</string>
		<string>Murderous</string>
		<string>Evil</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>what Giles would do</string>
		<string>the beauty of creation</string>
		<string>my friends in high places</string>
		<string>my sacred mission</string>
		<string>a subscription to our newsletter</string>
		<string>the wrath of the creator</string>
		<string>your manners</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Halleluja</string>
		<string>Praise Giles</string>
		<string>What a beautiful day</string>
		<string>Howdy</string>
		<string>Listen</string>
		<string>Hi</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary02-preach</key>
	<array>
		<string>Don't believe the Brabenites</string>
		<string>Giles created the Ooniverse</string>
		<string>Praise Giles the Creator</string>
		<string>Join our church</string>
		<string>Discover the truth about Evilution</string>
		<string>Giles is the intelligent designer</string>
		<string>Our ancestors were not lobsters</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>heretic</string>
		<string>vertebrae</string>
		<string>mollusk</string>
		<string>few-leg</string>
		<string>rotten gill</string>
		<string>progeny nurse</string>
		<string>shrimp egg</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>clawless</string>
		<string>dry footed</string>
		<string>sweet smelling</string>
		<string>air breathing</string>
		<string>nasty nasty</string>
		<string>lobster eating</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Heretic</string>
		<string>Vertebrae</string>
		<string>Mollusk</string>
		<string>Few-leg</string>
		<string>Rotten gill</string>
		<string>Progeny nurse</string>
		<string>Shrimp egg</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-Adjective</key>
	<array>
		<string>Clawless</string>
		<string>Dry footed</string>
		<string>Sweet smelling</string>
		<string>Air breathing</string>
		<string>Nasty nasty</string>
		<string>Lobster eating</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-plea</key>
	<array>
		<string>Witchspace Lobster here I come</string>
		<string>I die for the Lobster</string>
		<string>I fear no lasers</string>
		<string>10 others will take my place</string>
		<string>Eat my dust</string>
		<string>My ship is too fast for you</string>
		<string>I'm indestructible</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary03-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>You ate my brother</string>
		<string>I smell vertebrae</string>
		<string>Praise the Witchspace Lobster</string>
		<string>I fear nothing</string>
		<string>Meet your fate</string>
		<string>Ha ha ha</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>disturbance</string>
		<string>imperfection</string>
		<string>imbalance</string>
		<string>punk</string>
		<string>raver</string>
		<string>noise</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-Enemy</key>
	<array>
		<string>Disturbance</string>
		<string>Imperfection</string>
		<string>Imbalance</string>
		<string>Punk</string>
		<string>Raver</string>
		<string>Noise</string>
	</array>
	<key>missionary04-greeting</key>
	<array>
		<string>Auummmm</string>
	</array>
</dict>
</plist>

There's a bit more in each of the four AI's (comms on being attacked by a missile, for example)

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