Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:00 am
I'm not an entirely religious Lizard, but this the way it works as I understand it.DaddyHoggy wrote:Nope, because I KNOW Griff exists...Cmdr Wyvern wrote:Lord Braben, Lord Bell, Lord Murphy, Lord Giles...and Lord Griff. Is it me, or are all these religions getting tricky to keep track of?DaddyHoggy wrote:Griff, you are a God.
Lords Braben and Bell existed first, and created the first Universe; then they grew angry with each other, and battled not as friends, but as ancient foes. In the chaos of this divine war, the first Universe collapsed - but pieces, ghosts of a memory, survived.
Then from the ashes Lord Giles came. He pulled the ghosts together and created the second Universe, in which, you and I dear Bird, and our friends and foes alike, enjoy a thriving existence. Then Lord Giles said, "Build it, and they shall come." We did build it, adding to it, and they are coming.
Now how cool is that?
Griff is an engineer, though a damn good one. Obviously, he loves tinkering as all engineers do.
And Lord Murphy? Oh, he existed before Bell and Braben, before Giles, and waaaaay before Griff. Murphy exists to misprogram the docking computer, cut your fuel lines, make the witchdrive spin the wrong direction, and loosen the retaining bolts to a random turbine in your prime movers. A jerk, in other words.
So much for that speech, I surrender the pulpit. :blink: What was this thread about?