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I just thougth of a spam OXP, but I will not write it. I dont think any one will download it. :D :D :D
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Okti wrote:
I just thougth of a spam OXP, but I will not write it. I dont think any one will download it. :D :D :D
Already done
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CheeseRedux wrote:
Okti wrote:
I just thougth of a spam OXP, but I will not write it. I dont think any one will download it. :D :D :D
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I just downloaded the OXP, But I dont think it has any thing to do with spam apart from the name?, Or am I missing something?
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Have you run it yet?
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It's been so long that I have trouble remembering the details of that fateful night, I remember the fear, the terror that we might be overwhelmed. It was hot, July hot. The kind of heat that sticks you to your seat. Holding you there like two star crossed lovers meeting in the dead of the Summer night. Maybe three maybe four years ago it all began:
It was during the ‘Dog Days’… when Sirius rules the daytime sky, and the nights seem gravid with threat. In the clocktower, the black-clad ones relaxed as best they could, preparing for the coming onslaught… tonight would bring their biggest test. As the blood-red sun dropped slowly towards the horizon, they quietly oiled their blades, each in their own world, but sharing common cause... united in their implacable hatred of the foe.
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They had been amassing for days now. The clans had come together, the lol kids, bot factories, viago-spam, black hats, crashers and neo-graffiti artists. Their software hummed churning out Trojan one shot user after Trojan one shot user. They hoped to overwhelm through sheer processing power but the defenders of this shining relm were far from helpless.......
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One member of the Guild was not in the ready-room… Captain Hesperus was already perched atop the clocktower, sniper rifle in hand. His was the task of picking-off the botniks, taking-down the controllers of the hordes. Always a loner, a feline of ill-repute, the Cap usually distanced himself from the other assassins… but he shared their cause… their hatred of the foe.

As the sun sank below the horizon, a crescent moon shone briefly… then it too slid out of sight. Dark clouds were rolling in from the north, and the sky was soon black… starless. The Cap tensed… there was movement out there. He thumped the roof above the ready-room with the butt of his rifle, and snarled a warning.
‘Heads up, people… we’ve got company!’
Below, the black-clad few tensed, traded nervous smiles, and hefted their blades… now it began.
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A lone voice loudly whispered......................."Anyone got any jellybabies?"
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TGHC wrote:
A lone voice loudly whispered......................."Anyone got any jellybabies?"
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Jelleybabies? Are we discussing jellybabies! :lol:
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  • The writers’ work has been in vain
    The silver spacer has struck again
    From ancient tales of spam with rabies
    They were overwhelmed by jellybabies
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OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
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Find out about the early influences of Fatleaf here. Also his OXP's!
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Hoardes of jelly-people came,
a pesterin' and harrassin',
To stop them at their evil game,
a Jellybaby assassin!

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The Norwegian variant:
Laban (Brand name) Seigmenn (No idea how to translate that). Using google translate it becomes something like "tenacious men" but that doesn't come out right.

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I'm now waiting for the first Jellybabies OXP.

Cdr McLane; Can we continue in outworld please?
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