Record on the jellybabies in BB
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- Okti
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I just thougth of a spam OXP, but I will not write it. I dont think any one will download it.
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Already doneOkti wrote:I just thougth of a spam OXP, but I will not write it. I dont think any one will download it.
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I just downloaded the OXP, But I dont think it has any thing to do with spam apart from the name?, Or am I missing something?CheeseRedux wrote:Already doneOkti wrote:I just thougth of a spam OXP, but I will not write it. I dont think any one will download it.
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Have you run it yet?
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It was during the ‘Dog Days’… when Sirius rules the daytime sky, and the nights seem gravid with threat. In the clocktower, the black-clad ones relaxed as best they could, preparing for the coming onslaught… tonight would bring their biggest test. As the blood-red sun dropped slowly towards the horizon, they quietly oiled their blades, each in their own world, but sharing common cause... united in their implacable hatred of the foe.ClymAngus wrote:It's been so long that I have trouble remembering the details of that fateful night, I remember the fear, the terror that we might be overwhelmed. It was hot, July hot. The kind of heat that sticks you to your seat. Holding you there like two star crossed lovers meeting in the dead of the Summer night. Maybe three maybe four years ago it all began:
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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They had been amassing for days now. The clans had come together, the lol kids, bot factories, viago-spam, black hats, crashers and neo-graffiti artists. Their software hummed churning out Trojan one shot user after Trojan one shot user. They hoped to overwhelm through sheer processing power but the defenders of this shining relm were far from helpless.......
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One member of the Guild was not in the ready-room… Captain Hesperus was already perched atop the clocktower, sniper rifle in hand. His was the task of picking-off the botniks, taking-down the controllers of the hordes. Always a loner, a feline of ill-repute, the Cap usually distanced himself from the other assassins… but he shared their cause… their hatred of the foe.
As the sun sank below the horizon, a crescent moon shone briefly… then it too slid out of sight. Dark clouds were rolling in from the north, and the sky was soon black… starless. The Cap tensed… there was movement out there. He thumped the roof above the ready-room with the butt of his rifle, and snarled a warning.
‘Heads up, people… we’ve got company!’
Below, the black-clad few tensed, traded nervous smiles, and hefted their blades… now it began.
As the sun sank below the horizon, a crescent moon shone briefly… then it too slid out of sight. Dark clouds were rolling in from the north, and the sky was soon black… starless. The Cap tensed… there was movement out there. He thumped the roof above the ready-room with the butt of his rifle, and snarled a warning.
‘Heads up, people… we’ve got company!’
Below, the black-clad few tensed, traded nervous smiles, and hefted their blades… now it began.
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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A lone voice loudly whispered......................."Anyone got any jellybabies?"
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
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TGHC wrote:A lone voice loudly whispered......................."Anyone got any jellybabies?"
Jelleybabies? Are we discussing jellybabies!
"A brilliant game of blasting and trading... Truly a mega-game... The game of a lifetime."
(Gold Medal Award, Zzap!64 May 1985).
(Gold Medal Award, Zzap!64 May 1985).
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- The writers’ work has been in vain
The silver spacer has struck again
From ancient tales of spam with rabies
They were overwhelmed by jellybabies
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
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London has BIG ones! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11549879
And Dr Who loves them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfisgGuuUD8
And Dr Who loves them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfisgGuuUD8
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Hoardes of jelly-people came,
a pesterin' and harrassin',
To stop them at their evil game,
a Jellybaby assassin!
a pesterin' and harrassin',
To stop them at their evil game,
a Jellybaby assassin!
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The Norwegian variant:
Laban (Brand name) Seigmenn (No idea how to translate that). Using google translate it becomes something like "tenacious men" but that doesn't come out right.
I'm now waiting for the first Jellybabies OXP.
Cdr McLane; Can we continue in outworld please?
Laban (Brand name) Seigmenn (No idea how to translate that). Using google translate it becomes something like "tenacious men" but that doesn't come out right.
I'm now waiting for the first Jellybabies OXP.
Cdr McLane; Can we continue in outworld please?
"A brilliant game of blasting and trading... Truly a mega-game... The game of a lifetime."
(Gold Medal Award, Zzap!64 May 1985).
(Gold Medal Award, Zzap!64 May 1985).