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Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:36 pm**

BobAlmighty wrote:
you said you RTFM!

Yeah, somewhere back in '82, I was young then, i didn't know better...

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:52 pm**

FOCP: fall off chair painfully, or something.

You should visit your moma at Lave.

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:10 pm**

Being a network manager and fully payed-up BOFH I have a few favourite acronyms - PEBCAC, LART, STFUARTFM and P45

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:26 pm**

Being a network manager and fully payed-up BOFH I have a few favourite acronyms - PEBCAC, LART, STFUARTFM and P45

For those not in-the-know:
BOFH = Bastard operator from hell.
PEBCAC = Problem exists between chair and computer.
LART = Loser attitude readjustment tools
STFUARTFM = Shut the f**k up and RTFM
and
P45 = Much more free time to play Oolite!

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:20 pm**

Dilbert wrote:
PEBCAC = Problem exists between chair and computer.
!

Thats my fave .. I know it as PEBCAK.. problem exists between chair and keyboard

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:18 am**

Dilbert wrote:
LART = Loser attitude readjustment tools

Close, but no cigar.
LART = Luser attitude readjustment tool

My other favorite ones are after fixing a luser's machine - 'It was an NPI error' or in some cases 'a PIW error'

NPI error = Not Plugged In
PIW error = Plugged In Wrong

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:57 am**

Don’t forget the ever-popular ID ten T error.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:51 pm**

And the SIO test and the SDAR fix, which was 98% effective.

SIO: Switch it on
SDAR: Shut Down And Restart

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:55 pm**

Mine is simply an OE problem.

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:52 pm**

Also, remember to instruct lusers to remove all wires, blow off any dust and plug ’em back in.

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