Which way to Witchspace?

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:37 am

Commander McLane wrote:
Or do you think Hesperus invented the Church of Giles the Creator (CGC) here on the spot?

<sotto voce>
Shhhh, I'm onto a good gig here. Don't blow it for me.....
</sotto voce>

Captain Hesperus

wackyman465 · Post by **wackyman465** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:38 am

I wouldn't be surprised, but it would probably take more than a parking meter and a ton of luxuries to fool us...

Gimi · Post by **Gimi** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:00 pm

Which already exists for ages. Or do you think Hesperus invented the Church of Giles the Creator (CGC) here on the spot?

Can't remember all the OXP's I have downloaded and installed (Yes, got it). But considering we now have, Commies, Anarchies and soon Fudal I hope, I think there is a lot more potential in Missionaries. Would like to explore this one, but haven't written a line of code since 1997, so the only thing I can come up with are ~~good~~ bad ideas.

Commander McLane · Post by **Commander McLane** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:19 pm

No problem. That it already exists doesn't mean that it's a bad idea. Quite the contrary, it seems!

gogz69 · Post by **gogz69** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:48 pm

Given that this thread has taken something of a theological turn, I would like the opportunity to put a question or two to our good captain.

Would you be conducting a sermon? If so, would it be a quiet, solemn affair or a joyous celebration?
The reason I ask, is, I was wondering if it would be something along the lines of this jolly fellow, as I don't think I could endure the excitement of it all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbAikjaiiHY

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:31 pm

gogz69 wrote:
Would you be conducting a sermon? If so, would it be a quiet, solemn affair or a joyous celebration?
The reason I ask, is, I was wondering if it would be something along the lines of this jolly fellow, as I don't think I could endure the excitement of it all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbAikjaiiHY

Oh, no. All Church of Giles sermons are 100% Guaranteed to be HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!!!!!!*
They rend the immortal soul of the true believer of Giles' perfect Ooniverse with imprecations of what shall happen if they succumb to the False Prophet Braben and his Brabenite scriptures. For this is the <key>true</key> to the gates of Ootopia, Giles' perfect afterlife when we all have to 'Press Space, Commander.'

Captain Hesperus
*Hellfire and Damnation is only guaranteed between the times of 0000 and 0001 GalStandard Time inclusive, all other times are exempt from this guarantee.

gogz69 · Post by **gogz69** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:53 pm

Of course.

Thank you for the enlightenment.

Cmdr Wyvern · Post by **Cmdr Wyvern** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:17 pm

Captain Hesperus wrote:
gogz69 wrote:
Would you be conducting a sermon? If so, would it be a quiet, solemn affair or a joyous celebration?
The reason I ask, is, I was wondering if it would be something along the lines of this jolly fellow, as I don't think I could endure the excitement of it all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbAikjaiiHY
Oh, no. All Church of Giles sermons are 100% Guaranteed to be HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!!!!!!*
They rend the immortal soul of the true believer of Giles' perfect Ooniverse with imprecations of what shall happen if they succumb to the False Prophet Braben and his Brabenite scriptures. For this is the <key>true</key> to the gates of Ootopia, Giles' perfect afterlife when we all have to 'Press Space, Commander.'

Captain Hesperus
*Hellfire and Damnation is only guaranteed between the times of 0000 and 0001 GalStandard Time inclusive, all other times are exempt from this guarantee.

I move that henceforth he should be known as Reverend Hesperus, anointed High Priest of the Cult of Lord Giles the Golden.

Website · Post by **DaddyHoggy** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:21 pm

That teeny-tiny print o'Cap'n H - gives you some leeway on delivery of that ~~threat~~ promise