Join us at the Oolite Anniversary Party -- London, 7th July 2024, 1pm
More details in this thread.

Braben and Bell in the Radio Times

Off topic discussion zone.

Moderators: winston, another_commander, Cody

User avatar
Commander Mysenses
Deadly
Deadly
Posts: 214
Joined: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:30 am
Location: Devon, a backward little planet scourged by evil weather

Post by Commander Mysenses »

Fri 15th Aug
5/6 Harrier Jumpjet
User avatar
JohnnyBoy
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 490
Joined: Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Location: West Sussex, UK (rich agricultural)

Post by JohnnyBoy »

Apologies for digging up the "UK Government couldn't organise an IT project in a brewery" debate, but I stumbled upon this article and it sums the situation up on one page...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/20 ... technology
"That's no vicious Treeoid. That's my wife."
User avatar
DaddyHoggy
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Posts: 8512
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:43 pm
Location: Newbury, UK
Contact:

Post by DaddyHoggy »

Ah you see the report specifically mentions Qinetiq...

When I worked for DERA and it was split I was lucky to end up (i.e. I changed jobs until I knew I was going) in Dstl rather than QQ.

Odd, that it doesn't mention EDS (benefit project) or Crapita (NHS project) specifically.
Selezen wrote:
Apparently I was having a DaddyHoggy moment.
Oolite Life is now revealed here
User avatar
JohnnyBoy
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 490
Joined: Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Location: West Sussex, UK (rich agricultural)

Post by JohnnyBoy »

DH, allow me to lead you to a rich seam of government dumbf*ckery: http://burningourmoney.blogspot.com/search/label/IT

My favourite article is "Stuck In IT Hell With The Commissars", if only because it makes a thought-provoking attempt to show how these IT projects could be made to be more successful.
"That's no vicious Treeoid. That's my wife."
User avatar
DaddyHoggy
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Intergalactic Spam Assassin
Posts: 8512
Joined: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:43 pm
Location: Newbury, UK
Contact:

Post by DaddyHoggy »

That's a cool blog - puts mine to shame (as per my sig) but I manage to spill out some bile ridden angst on a slightly more regular basis (i.e. weekly +/- 2 days).
Selezen wrote:
Apparently I was having a DaddyHoggy moment.
Oolite Life is now revealed here
User avatar
JohnnyBoy
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 490
Joined: Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Location: West Sussex, UK (rich agricultural)

Post by JohnnyBoy »

Friday 22nd August - Brits Who Made The Modern World.
"Computer Games. In the last episode of the documentary series, Peter Snow discovers how the British computer games industry was started by two Cambridge undergraduates."
"That's no vicious Treeoid. That's my wife."
User avatar
LittleBear
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 2868
Joined: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:02 pm
Location: On a survey mission for GalCop. Ship: Cobra Corvette: Hidden Dragon Rated: Deadly.

Post by LittleBear »

At last! There's a strange drumming sound. Can anyone else hear it?
OXPS : The Assassins Guild, Asteroid Storm, The Bank of the Black Monks, Random Hits, The Galactic Almanac, Renegade Pirates can be downloaded from the Elite Wiki here.
User avatar
Lestradae
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 3095
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:30 pm
Location: Vienna, Austria

Post by Lestradae »

LittleBear wrote:
At last! There's a strange drumming sound. Can anyone else hear it?
No, it`s just you.
User avatar
TGHC
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 2157
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm
Location: Berkshire, UK

Post by TGHC »

Lestradae wrote:
LittleBear wrote:
At last! There's a strange drumming sound. Can anyone else hear it?
No, it`s just you.
Well I can hear it too, but it's interfering with the voices!!!!!!!
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
User avatar
Captain Hesperus
Grand High Clock-Tower Poobah
Grand High Clock-Tower Poobah
Posts: 2310
Joined: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:10 pm
Location: Anywhere I can sell Trumbles.....

Post by Captain Hesperus »

TGHC wrote:
Lestradae wrote:
LittleBear wrote:
At last! There's a strange drumming sound. Can anyone else hear it?
No, it`s just you.
Well I can hear it too, but it's interfering with the voices!!!!!!!
<in your head>
killthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthem
</in your head>

Captain Hesperus
The truth, revealed!!
Image
User avatar
JohnnyBoy
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 490
Joined: Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Location: West Sussex, UK (rich agricultural)

Post by JohnnyBoy »

Captain Hesperus wrote:
TGHC wrote:
Well I can hear it too, but it's interfering with the voices!!!!!!!
<in your head>
killthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthem
</in your head>
It's scary what queuing in supermarkets does to people.... ;)
"That's no vicious Treeoid. That's my wife."
User avatar
Lestradae
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 3095
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:30 pm
Location: Vienna, Austria

Post by Lestradae »

JohnnyBoy wrote:
Captain Hesperus wrote:
TGHC wrote:
Well I can hear it too, but it's interfering with the voices!!!!!!!
<in your head>
killthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthemkillthem
</in your head>
It's scary what queuing in supermarkets does to people.... ;)
What? What?? What!?
User avatar
JohnnyBoy
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 490
Joined: Mon May 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Location: West Sussex, UK (rich agricultural)

Post by JohnnyBoy »

Lestradae wrote:
What? What?? What!?
It's scary. What queuing in a supermarket does to your head. Instigating voices. The voices that say "kill them".

...oh, forget it... :roll: ;)
"That's no vicious Treeoid. That's my wife."
User avatar
TGHC
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 2157
Joined: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm
Location: Berkshire, UK

Post by TGHC »

I don't need to queue in a supermarket, THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE
The Grey Haired Commander has spoken!
OK so I'm a PC user - "you know whats scary? Out of billions of sperm I was the fastest"
User avatar
Lestradae
---- E L I T E ----
---- E L I T E ----
Posts: 3095
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:30 pm
Location: Vienna, Austria

Post by Lestradae »

JohnnyBoy wrote:
Lestradae wrote:
What? What?? What!?
It's scary. What queuing in a supermarket does to your head. Instigating voices. The voices that say "kill them".

...oh, forget it... :roll: ;)
Yeah, sure, I do know ... my replies were a joke, too, perhaps an inside one that only the Doctor Who fans on the forum will have got ...

:? :shock: 8) :lol: :idea:
Post Reply