YOUR AD HERE!!! 300 ads (sets A, B, C, D, E, F & G)

JensAyton · Post by **JensAyton** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:01 pm

Disembodied wrote:
Phooey. I was all set to do an advert for a soap powder with the amusing name "Woolite" when I find that the bloody stuff actually exists.

Clearly we should be suing sheep for trademark infringement.

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:03 pm

Ahruman wrote:
Clearly we should be suing sheep for trademark infringement.

Captain Hesperus

Post by **Disembodied** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:06 pm

In the end I went for the easy option:

Edit: forgot to unslant the logo!

ovvldc · Post by **ovvldc** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:35 pm

You could always just include the Woolite logo 'as is'... Just for the heck of it.

I'd be highly surprised if the company making it complains about free product placement

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-Oscar

Roberto · Post by **Roberto** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:24 am

Clearly I went about this the wrong way. This is what you want, isn't it?

Look, everyone - I made a pun! Weeeeeeeeeee!

Post by **Disembodied** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:39 pm

Much better! Although it's not so much a pun as a theme... or thoome? Er...

@ ovvldc: I suppose I could, although the Doc's original guidelines did specify "nothing real". The chances of any objection would be, as you say, vanishingly small, but I think it would feel like cheating...

Roberto · Post by **Roberto** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:33 am

Another ad you "oo"-obsessed nutters won't care for:

Post by **Disembodied** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:11 pm

Keep 'em cooming, Roobertoo! ... I'll shut up now.

Post by **Disembodied** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:49 pm

(with apologies to Dean Martin)

Commander McLane · Post by **Commander McLane** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:05 pm

Disembodied wrote:
(with apologies to Dean Martin)

Arexack_Heretic · Post by **Arexack_Heretic** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:16 pm

I would say Steve Irwin, but that is the Stingray. (and quite the opposite punchline..)

By the shipyards that brought you the classic Moray:
More nimble, more weapon opgrades, just less Moray,
it's the Stingray!

Post by **Disembodied** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:25 pm

Except I've made an arse of it -- the bugger's flying the wrong way round! Tut. I'll fix it.

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:05 pm

Hey, If Selezen can get it wrong with his Dream Team Moray-R, I think you can be forgiven, too.

Captain Hesperus

Arexack_Heretic · Post by **Arexack_Heretic** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:39 pm

Can you imagine the restraint I imposed on my pedantic self?

(I had to convince myself the Moray was firing missiles into the water )

Post by **Disembodied** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:17 pm

Thank you for your forbearance! And now, without any further ado, I give you the right-way round version: