@A_H: I don't know if it's ggoing to be included, but yesterday I had my fun writing these ones up and I'll post them anyway
<key>cool_item</key>
<array>
<string>sword</string>
<string>pen</string>
<string>rubber chichen</string>
<string>bleedin' big handgun</string>
<string>huge handgun </string>
<string>4MW beam lasers</string>
<string>rack full of military missiles</string>
<string>bleedin' big nuke</string>
<string>very accurate sniper rifle</string>
<string>deadly weapon</string>
<string>Bruce Willis clone</string>
<string>Chuck Norris clone</string>
<string>battleaxe</string>
<string>turnip</string>
<string>morcel of a very, very well cured Corsicoid cheese</string>
<string>watergun. And isn't afraid to use it, either</string>
<string>chlorine-filled watergun</string>
<string>L&F Templar 250KW sniper rifle with bioscanning sights, double-locking YPO and the 'SureHit'(TM) autotracking muzzle attachment</string>
<string>plasma grenade launcher</string>
<string>strategic nuclear device</string>
<string>+5 Vorpal broadsword</string>
<string>+5 Holy Avenger sword</string>
<string>+5 bow of speed</string>
<string>Dragonlance</string>
<string>singing sword</string>
<string>unbelievably sharp katana sword with the destructive power of a toothached rinoceroid in a grouchy monday morning</string>
<string>original Masamune katana sword worth more than you'll earn your entire life</string>
<string>rusty but still very sharp sword he claims to have found by a drawned female humanoid on the bottom of a lake, on a mist-covered island, on an uncharted system he discovered after a queer hiperdrive malfunction</string>
<string>fake of Excalibur</string>
<string>stainless steel copy of Narsil</string>
<string>'Made in Phekda' copy of the One Ring, or maybe his cloacking device is just malfunctioning. Well, whatever</string>
<string>Ringwraith</string>
<string>fully functional 1/42 scale model of Giles' Ark of Alliance</string>
<string>Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch</string>
<string>Scepter of Authority</string>
<string>ZR-550</string>
<string>Wang ZTR</string>
<string>COolt Peacemaker</string>
<string>WOolter PPK</string>
<string>Ravenous Bug Bladder Beast</string>
<string>flashlight</string>
<string>wet string of pasta</string>
<string>pretzel</string>
<string>paper clip</string>
<string>coat hanger</string>
<string>plastic cup</string>
<string>cute tabby kitten</string>
<string>hard-pinching lobstoid</string>
<string>dirty, greasy skillet</string>
<string>doomsday device</string>
<string>ACME(R) Ooniversal DesintegratOor</string>
<string>ACME(R) DOomsday Machine</string>
<string>ACME(R) Planet-Oo-ZAP</string>
<string>ACME(R) dOo-it-yourself ICBM kit</string>
<string>ACME(R) Spacequake IndOocer</string>
<string>ACME(R) Reduct-Oo-Tron</string>
<string>ACME(R) Devast-Oo-Matic</string>
<string>copy of 'How to Conquer the Ooniverse in 30 Easy Lessons'</string>
<string>copy of the Federal Times</string>
<string>copy of the Imperial Herald</string>
<string>Playsentient Miss September pin-up</string>
<string>rolled wood pulp newspaper</string>
<string>hostage</string>
<string>hostage. Not that we care, really</string>
<string>hostage, as if we cared</string>
<string>hostage - the fool's own mother</string>
<string>extremely unpleasent and nasty-looking piece of carved wood. Actually it's not a weapon but an original Graeth'Bo masterpiece worth millions, so we'd appreciate if you could refrain from destroying it along with the mark. If it's not too inconvenient, at least</string>
<string>evil poet</string>
<string>vacuum cleaner</string>
<string>pencil</string>
<string>complete SM outfit</string>
<string>very, very funny hat</string>
<string>ridiculous bowtie</string>
<string>bowler hat</string>
<string>umbrella</string>
<string>compromising piece of party underware</string>
<string>bottle of 75% alcohol puncheon rum</string>
<string>pair of stones</string>
<string>strong legislative lobby</string>
<string>libel lawyer</string>
<string>decent electoral base</string>
<string>reasonable manifesto</string>
<string>birdoid right wing boot</string>
<string>chemistry set</string>
<string>cream pie</string>
<string>lovely-looking, but still deadly bodyguard</string>
<string>large collection of bad jokes</string>
<string>bad joke</string>
<string>stolen <-CLASSIFIED-> device that can <-CLASSIFIED-> <-CLASSIFIED-> any ship approaching at <-CLASSIFIED-> degrees from its <-CLASSIFIED-> . The best, and possibly the only chance of surviving this encounter is to <-CLASSIFIED-> and then <-CLASSIFIED-> , not forgetting to <-CLASSIFIED-> or the backlash may<-CLASSIFIED-> the entire <-CLASSIFIED-> . Good luck, Commander, you'll need it</string>
<string>stolen secret device. And no, you aren't cleared to kwon what the device does - - Good luck, anyway</string>
<string>INRA prototype laser array</string>
<string>state-of-the-art weapons array</string>
<string>couple of plasma hand grenades</string>
<string>Q-mine</string>
<string>E-bomb</string>
<string>TAB-bomb</string>
<string>WMD</string>
<string>full load of battle weapons</string>
<string>full load of hand weapons</string>
<string>shipment of stolen hi-tech military hardware</string>
<string>copy of Baudelaire's 'Fleurs du Mal'</string>
<string>copy of Poe's anthology</string>
<string>new laser</string>
<string>prototype mass projectile railgun</string>
<string>specially modified ship</string>
<string>brand new combat computer</string>
<string>devilishly ingenious autotargeter</string>
<string>few canisters of nerve gas</string>
<string>laser cooling system</string>
<string>lot of illegal modifications</string>
<string>lot of illegal cyberweaponry</string>
<string>cannister of the Soholian Plague virus</string>
<string>military laser</string>
<string>beam laser</string>
<string>big gun</string>
<string>rather impressive gun</string>
<string>cool weapon</string>
<string>asteroid plough</string>
<string>laser gun implanted on a forearm</string>
<string>refitted laser</string>
<string>Finnmann 2.1 BXL barium-cooled, xenon cristal-focused main gun</string>
<string>Banshee beta two sonic de-emulsifier</string>
<string>bagpipe</string>
<string>Valkirie laser array</string>
<string>bank of Aegis Suprema shield generators</string>
</array>
@LB: how about a version for guild members that included renegades (that would have to be installed) and/or multiple opponents?
It shouldn't take much more than a check on the assassin's guild OXP's mission variables to unlock the harder ships' list and include them on the mission generation.
You know those who, having been mugged and stabbed, fired, dog run over, house burned down, wife eloped with best friend, daughters becoming prostitutes and their countries invaded - still say that "all is well"?
I'm obviously not one of them.
