I got a new job!

LittleBear · Post by **LittleBear** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:08 pm

After several months of seeing the overdraft increase as my useless Clerks failed to bill any of my cases due to Computer difficulties. (Ie despite having a years notice that the new software would not work on windows 98, they didn't get around to installing at least XP), I have just been offered a place at a defense only Bar Marked, Quality Marked and ISCN 9000 marked Chambers. My old Clerks details have been passed on to the Assassins Guild!

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TGHC · Post by **TGHC** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:15 pm

Congrats old boy!

Just remember not to let the new job get in the way of your OXPing

Cmdr. Maegil · Post by **Cmdr. Maegil** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:51 am

I'll be crackin' a bottle o' Rum fer ya, lad!

Cheers

Rxke · Post by **Rxke** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:15 am

Congratulations!

Commander McLane · Post by **Commander McLane** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:01 am

What do you say in such a case? Right On, Barrister!?!

Post by **Disembodied** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:48 am

Congratulations! More power to your wig!

JensAyton · Post by **JensAyton** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:54 am

Disembodied wrote:
More power to your wig!

Powder, Shirley?

Post by **another_commander** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:24 pm

Congrats, man! Beers are on LB tonight, guys.

Post by **Disembodied** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:48 pm

Ahruman wrote:
Disembodied wrote:
More power to your wig!
Powder, Shirley?

Possibly... although I suspect a modern barrister like LittleBear will have an electronic wig. An iWig, if you will.

TGHC · Post by **TGHC** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:00 pm

You could hide headphones under a barrister's wig

Star Gazer · Post by **Star Gazer** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:20 pm

iWig must have them built in... WiFi, 3G, etc...

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:50 pm

Congrats, good sir!

Captain Hesperus

Star Gazer · Post by **Star Gazer** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:59 am

OOops, sorry, nearly too busy spamming to remember what the thread was about - Well Done, that little bear in the corner - or should that be, "Right On , Commander!"...

LittleBear · Post by **LittleBear** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:54 pm

Leave tommorow. Will have the statisfaction of slamming my resgination letter down "The Prisoner" style and walking out to start on Monday. Not having been paid for anything since May has not been fun! Thanks guys. Ooliting has helped keep me insane during some difficult times. My Q-mine is armed and as I am still cloaked the Clerks don't suspect a thing. Met new Clerk today and transfered all my work.

"Then hear me speak now: Exterminate! Exterminate!" (last Dalek)

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." (old Kingon proverb.)

As thread readers will have gathered RL has hampered my OXPing, but I will get round to finishing Wacky Racers. Should be out at least before X-mass.

Oh and TGHC, you can hide headphones under a Judges Wig, but not a barristers. Ours don't go down far enough at the sides.

Arexack_Heretic · Post by **Arexack_Heretic** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:13 pm

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Congrats on the new job sah.