Guild of Assassins Social Club (by invitation only)

Uncle Reno · Post by **Uncle Reno** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:19 am

<whistling, starts to shuffle furniture around in the clock tower>

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:17 am

Uncle Reno wrote:
<whistling, starts to shuffle furniture around in the clock tower>

<sweeping up spent ammo casings and Trumble poo>

Captain Hesperus

Commander McLane · Post by **Commander McLane** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:30 am

Captain Hesperus wrote:
Uncle Reno wrote:
<whistling, starts to shuffle furniture around in the clock tower>
<sweeping up spent ammo casings and Trumble poo>

Captain Hesperus

Sweeping? Are you sure you don't need a forklift here?

Probably for both of them.

Cmdr. Maegil · Post by **Cmdr. Maegil** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:20 pm

<Draws 'Winter Moon' katana>
<Horrified, finds at a spot of corrosion from some spammer's blood>
<Rubs a pencil eraser over corrosion>
<Wipes blade with rice paper>
<Thoroughly taps the blade with an ushiko powder ball>
<Turns the blade>
<More tapping>
<Starts polishing the blade with a fresh sheet of rice paper>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Still at it>
<Applies choji oil>
<Spreads the oil with yet another sheet of rice paper>
<Sighs in relief at the result>
<Sheets the blade>

A Katana can be maintenance-intensive, you know?

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:13 am

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:
<monotonous tedium>

I just dunk the Light .50 in a vat of gun oil. Nuff sed.

Captain Hesperus

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:00 pm

I think I see cracks in the 'impregnable barrier'.......

Spam Assassins! TO ARMS!!!

<background sounds of copious firearms being cocked>

Capt'n H

Cmdr. Maegil · Post by **Cmdr. Maegil** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:37 pm

Captain Hesperus wrote:
<gets the jitters and starts a pogrom>

Uncle Reno wrote:
<whistling, starts to shuffle furniture around in the clock tower>

Captain Hesperus wrote:
<Shoots a possible innocent, then sweeps up spent ammo casings and Trumble poo>

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:
<polishes sword>

Captain Hesperus wrote:
<dunks the LMG in oil vat>

Captain Hesperus wrote:
sounds general quarters

<runs to battle station with a naked blade, eager to test its cut after the buffing>
<anxiously looks around for spammer...
...but only finds a dead bot>
<frustrated, shakes head and sheets blade>
False alarm, man...

Is anyone considering about changing their vote on the SA Union motion yet?

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:08 pm

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:
Is anyone considering about changing their vote on the SA Union motion yet?

My cheque bounced.

Captain Hesperus

Cmdr. Maegil · Post by **Cmdr. Maegil** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:13 pm

Captain Hesperus wrote:
My cheque bounced.

Talk about flexible finances...

JensAyton · Post by **JensAyton** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:36 pm

What is this, the Assassins’ Social Club?

Edit: Well, it is now.

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:05 am

Ahruman wrote:
What is this, the Assassins’ Social Club?

That was something we adopted in the Guild's Constitution. Well, all those membership fees couldn't simply be a slush fund for Maegil's boat repairs....

Captain Hesperus

Commander McLane · Post by **Commander McLane** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:18 am

Captain Hesperus wrote:
Well, all those membership fees couldn't simply be a slush fund for Maegil's boat repairs....

Membership fees? I didn't pay any membership fees yet!

By the way, all of you: I personally feel very happy not wasting half of my time to look out for spammers. If you got spare energy and are getting nervous now: Why not put it into something useful and enrichen our lives with e.g. some OXPs?

Captain Hesperus · Post by **Captain Hesperus** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:49 am

I've tried OXPing, really I have. My one feeble attempt really isn't worth talking about....

I'll stick to selling Trumbles to new members

Captain Hesperus

Cmdr. Maegil · Post by **Cmdr. Maegil** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:24 pm

You want to see what being twitchy is all about?? Then check out this one!

Captain Hesperus wrote:
*

<looks through sniper scope at new user (Cobra El Diablo)>
<decides to keep an eye on him/her/it>

Capt'n H

Captain Hesperus wrote:
<blows dust off rifle>
Still got it....

Capt'n H

Remember this?
Well, rusty as CH is, he only winged the mark, so the guy managed to find cover and crawl to the 'safety' of the EBBS.

Guess what!

He was nothing less than the AMBASSADOR of the "PlayStation 2 Linux Development Community"!!!

Now, how am I to keep calling our boards the "friendliest this side of Riedquat" if it gets out that we shoot other boards' diplomats?

Captain Hesperus wrote:
I've tried OXPing, really I have. My one feeble attempt really isn't worth talking about....

Dido. The Spartans.OXP is on hold until I get time and patience again.

LittleBear · Post by **LittleBear** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:23 pm

Just read your latest addition to the HPA saga. Cool!

Currently have my 20MW out moving chambers and am all in on a bet that <clasified> chambers accept me as a roge defence only criminal hack. A sparticus OXP would be cool!

"All my many lives as a Time Lord I've heard the drums call us to war. The drumming Doctor. Can your hear the drums?"