OK... now let us assume, for the sake of argument, that I am an imbecile whose coding experience consists of dicking around to no particular purpose with Sinclair BASIC some time in the 1980s, and a passing acquaintance with idiot-grade HTML. Laughable I know, but humour me. How would I go about assembling a set of junk accessories into a functioning OXP? All I'm looking for here is something which will make equipment appear in the F3 page: none of it will do anything but cost you money (and possibly provide some cheap ablative armour to protect the good stuff).
I've had a brief look over the Wiki and, although it made my left brain hurt, I think I need to make a "Config" folder which contains an "equipment.plist" which gives the tech level, the price, the name and the description of the item, e.g.
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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple Computer//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<array>
<array>
<integer>1</integer>
<integer>500</integer>
<string>Nodding Trumble</string>
<string>EQ_NODDING_TRUMBLE</string>
<string>A guaranteed dead Trumble on a spring that bounces up and down in an amusing fashion.</string>
</array>
</array>
</plist>
Now -- remember we're still all pretending I'm an imbecile -- is this even remotely close to what I should be doing? If so, what next? If not, then what? For the love of God, what? *boohoohoohoohoo*
I have other ideas for useless, functionless crap, and would welcome any other suggestions (and, obviously, assistance with coding and possibly psychiatric counselling). There could be:
- Glow-in-the-dark OmniDeity: a handsome and only mildly radioactive universal icon which will win you the respect and favour of the supernatural agency of your choice.
- Air Freshener: a small cardboard ping tree, impregnated with the refreshing sent of ping.
- Vibrating Pilot's Chair: ease away the tension of those long-haul runs with this soothing Magic Tentacles command couch.