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Uncle Reno wrote:
Equally, it could be said I have too much time on my hands. Having said that, I have just found some work again so other people will have a better chance to spot them. :)
Finally, I can get a foot back on the firing step.....:wink:

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Captain Hesperus wrote:
Finally, I can get a foot back on the firing step.....:wink:

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All you needed to do was to ask nicely! :wink:
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Uncle Reno wrote:
All you needed to do was to ask nicely! :wink:
Not at all, dear chap! I was up to me lugs in paperwork this past month or three, so I was hardly in the position to fire up the virtual rifle and plug some spam (just the other day, I got up at 0900 for a night shift that started at 1915, then after finishing said shift at 0815 I remained awake to do coursework and set off back to work for another 1915-0815 night shift. My wife confirms that on my return home I resembled one of the fresher zombies in Day of the Dead.

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Captain Hesperus wrote:
...another 1915-0815 night shift...
[small rant]

That's what I've never understood, medical staff having to work such long hours. Doesn't tiredness/sleep deprivation affect decision making at all? Actually I know it does, it just makes the hours worked seem even more ridiculous to me!

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Captain Hesperus wrote:
My wife confirms that on my return home I resembled one of the fresher zombies in Day of the Dead.
Sounds like an improvement! :D
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@TGHC - Now, now, no need for jealousy. :wink:

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I'd rather like them to look like one of the not-so-fresh zombies... :twisted:
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Good shot sir.
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TGHC wrote:
Good shot sir.
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