Did some updating of this for my own use a long while back. Added some stuff from famous humor and some stuff from the world of music. Please consider the following. It would be nice if the community added to this so that we end up with an even longer list. All kudos to phkb for the original release and to the many others who have already contributed.
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{
/*
TWEAKS - Multiple messages removed, more messages added. List alphabetized for easier dealings. Random Deities removed.
*/
deathcomms_message =
(
"A plague on both your houses!",
"Aaaaaaah!",
"Accidents Never Happen.",
"Accidents Will Happen.",
"Across The Ooniverse.",
"Aieeee!",
"Alas!",
"Alas, I lack a life!",
"All in all its just Another Brick In The Wall.",
"And I was the Gangster Of Love.",
"Ashes To Ashes and dust to dust, we all only do that which we must.",
"Bite me!",
"Bugger, there goes my No Claim Discount!",
"By Randomius Factoria!",
"By the Witchspace Lobster you will get yours!",
"Can you smell something burning?",
"Can we not talk about this, ever, to anyone!",
"Can we talk about this?",
"C'est la vie.",
"C'est la guerre.",
"Could this day get any worse?",
"Crikey!",
"Damn! This isn't the end of this!",
"Dave Bowman, Major Tom, and now me!",
"Dead stick, dead stick!",
"Die Young, Stay Pretty!",
"Do you know how much this ship cost?",
"Do you know who I am?",
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?",
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me.",
"Eject, eject!",
"Emergency, emergency.",
"Escape Pod launching.",
"Expecto Patronum!",
"For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee!",
"Free at last, free at last, great God almighty, I'm free at last.",
"From Hell's heart I stab at thee!",
"Get to the Escape Pods.",
"Give me victory or give me death!",
"Goodbye cruel Ooniverse!",
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.",
"Hang on, I think I can rig something.",
"Happiness Is A Warm Laser.",
"Have you no compassion?",
"Help!",
"Help! I need somebody!",
"Help me!",
"Here Comes The Sun.",
"He's A Rocket Man.",
"Hey, that's my ship you're blowing up!",
"Hold you're fire, I surrender.",
"Hull breach, heading to the Escape Pods!",
"I think I can, I think I can.",
"I blow my nose at you!",
"I can make it!",
"I Can See For Miles And Miles.",
"I can't hold it! She's breaking up!",
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction!",
"I don't even know myself!",
"I don't know how much longer I can last!",
"I fart in your general direction!",
"I feel fine, I think I'll go for a walk.",
"I Have Become Comfortably Numb.",
"I hope your happy now!",
"I just don't know you anymore.",
"I kill you!",
"I should have invested in that Escape Pod!",
"I Want To Live.",
"I will be avenged!",
"I will have my revenge!",
"I'll see you in Hell!",
"I'll see you on the Dark Side Of The Moon.",
"I'm being followed by a Moonshadow.",
"I'm breaking up! I'm breaking up!",
"I'm coming Elizabeth!",
"I'm heading for The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone!",
"I'm hit!",
"I'm not paid enough for this job.",
"I'm Not Your Stepping Stone.",
"I'm on fire!",
"I'm On The Road To Nowhere.",
"I'm Singing In The Rain.",
"I'm so tired.",
"I'm taking damage!",
"I'm toast!",
"Is something burning?",
"Is that all you've got?",
"Is that toast I smell burning?",
"Is this really worth it?",
"It's been a Hard Day's Night.",
"It's like deja vu all over again!",
"It's Just Like Starting Over.",
"I've had it!",
"I've lost control!",
"I've lost it!",
"I've lost my Port Stabilizer!",
"Jings!",
"Jinkies!",
"Jinx!",
"Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.",
"Leave me alone!",
"Let It Be. Oh, Let It Be.",
"Light My Fire!",
"May your God curse you!",
"May the blood of my heart rot your soul!",
"May you rot in hell!",
"Maybe space is not for me.",
"Mayday! Mayday!",
"Memories Can't Wait.",
"Mazel Tov!",
"My dying curse will be on your head!",
"My family and friends will hunt you down!",
"My frozen corpse will be making obscene gestures at you!",
"My ghost will stalk you down the halls of time!",
"My God! It's full of stars!",
"My ship is breaking up!",
"No! I can't keep it together!",
"No!",
"No! I only made the final payment last week!",
"Nobody told me it would be like this!",
"Now that's a strange looking wormhole.",
"Oh for crying out loud!",
"Oh no!",
"Oh woe!",
"Oh woe as me!",
"Okay, time for plan B!",
"Only The Good Die Young!",
"Onwards to Tionisla!",
"Ouch!",
"Ouch, that hurts!",
"Outer hull breach imminent!",
"Ow, Ow, Ow!",
"Please! I have a family!",
"Prepare to eject!",
"Pressing space again!",
"Quick, get to the Escape Pod!",
"God in Heaven, not again, I hate resurrecting!",
"She's breaking up! She's breaking up!",
"Shields are failing.",
"Shields down, attempting to eject!",
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go Now?",
"So it goes.",
"S. O. S., S. O. S.!",
"Space, the final frontier.",
"Spirits of my ancestors receive me!",
"Stop, I have a family to provide for!",
"Strawberry Fields Forever.",
"Surely we can talk about this?",
"Take Me To The Pilot of my soul!",
"Take Me To The River.",
"Tell my family that I love them.",
"That's my reputation down the drain!",
"That's the last time I buy second hand Shield Boosters.",
"The Long And Winding Road.",
"The Song Is Over.",
"The Ooniverse shall hear from me again!",
"There will be many more like me after I'm gone!",
"This is not possible!",
"'Tis only a scratch.",
"Too bad, I was just getting in touch with my inner child.",
"Too late!",
"Top of the world Ma!",
"Wait!",
"We Can Work It Out.",
"We know where you come from.",
"We'll find you sooner or later!",
"We'll Meet Again Some Sunny Day!",
"Welcome back my friend to the show that never ends!",
"What a Lucky Man he was!",
"What does this button do?",
"What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, And Understanding?",
"Where's that Ejection Handle?!",
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps.",
"Who Are You?",
"Who weeps for the fallen?",
"Who will watch over my hatchlings now?",
"Who's Next?",
"Whoops, I dropped my cigarette!",
"Wipe Out!",
"Won't you please, please help me!",
"Would this qualify as a Space Oddity?",
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.",
"You can run but you can't hide!",
"You Can't Always Get What You Want.",
"You motherless offspring of a Thargoid!",
"You were a most worthy opponent.",
"You Really Got Me Now. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing.",
"You'll be hearing from my lawyer!",
"You'll never get out of this system alive!",
"You'll never make it to the station alive!",
"You'll never take me alive!",
"You're a dead man [commander_name]!",
"You're mother was a Hamster and you're father smelt of Elderberries!",
);
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