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I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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At least now we know how Elon got his Musk.
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That is shifting!When S2 passed by the black hole at a distance just 120 times that of the Earth from the Sun, it reached an astonishing orbital velocity of 8,000 km/s. That corresponds to about 2.7% of the speed of light.
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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I believe I remarked earlier this year how civilisation may have jumped the shark …
Three thieves stole a shark from an aquarium by removing it from a tank and disguising it as a baby in a pushchair
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An update to this story:
The shark, by the way, is called Helen.Creature returned safely after police receive tip-offs about bright orange getaway vehicle
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The shark that launched a thousand ships?
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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Endless chortling and guffawing. Best laugh I've had for weeks.
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"Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?" (John Cooper Clark - "I married a Space Alien")
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How odd that they would make a specific rule for this … I don't think I've ever worked anywhere that felt it necessary to explicitly state "no prostitutes in the workplace".MPs who bring prostitutes into parliament will face the sack under Westminster’s first code of conduct
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Oil industry wants government to build seawall to protect refineries from climate change effects
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Ha! Next you'll be telling me the motor industry wants protection from diesel fumes!
Also, quantum computing will never work because you can't turn it off and on again as it's not on or off.
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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The British alternative to the Galileo satellite system will be called Ptolemy, because everything revolves around us.
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Cool Britannia!The British alternative to the Galileo satellite system will be called Ptolemy, because everything revolves around us.
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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One of the wettest we've seen, from the standpoint of water.
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Talking of water...
That's alright then... they still drop the poor critters into boiling water, but at least they're stoned!A US restaurant is using marijuana to sedate lobsters before killing them.
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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Lobster: Hey... look at all the cool bubbles. Is it getting warm in here?
Me: Tasty Lobster but why is it winking at me?
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