Oops! That'll be the TAB key, then will it?

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Oops! That'll be the TAB key, then will it?

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Not quite in the "amusuing ways to die " category, but still... I was a-visiting a one of my liquor-drinking hermits, this evening (calling in on the old rock lobster at his love shack, to see how much platinum, gold and gems he culd sell me: I had a hold full of that lovely booze he loves so much), when my little finger inadvertantly tapped the TAB key.

Oops!

Nine GapCop Vipers, A Mamba Medical boat (with a cargo of 'alien items' - now, where did he get those?) a boa and his four escorts, plus God knows how many asteroids, along with my Laphroaig-drinking associate - all vapourised in a single inadvertant stroke of a key! Damn those energy bombs! Damn these Powerbook keyboards! But what a haul I made on the scoops! Firearms, Narcotics, not to mention the aforemontioned 'alien items', as well as the inevitalbe 'alloys'!

Suppose I'll have to drink those 47 tons of liquor, myself, now. Sigh: it's a hard life.

Here's to you, hermit! <gulps>
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Re: Oops! That'll be the TAB key, then will it?

Post by Darkbee »

Flying_Circus wrote:
... A Mamba Medical boat (with a cargo of 'alien items' - now, where did he get those?)
Maybe they were alive at one time but even in the future the medical system is no better than the UK's National Health Service... conclusion... transporting the one's that didn't make it!
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Post by CWolf »

Whoops indeed!!!

Still, it probably helped your Elite rating too.
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