<sniggers> One does not simply walk out of Europe!Disembodied wrote: ↑Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:06 pmWe now return you to our scheduled programming:The Lord of the Rings is our Brexit guide
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I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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Not yet clear whether we'd just be exporting the feet au naturel, or whether they would be the ingredients of a really stonkingly innovative jam.Farmers could cash in on chicken feet by increasing exports to China for business after Brexit.
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Small drone 'shot with Patriot missile'"That quadcopter that cost 200 bucks from Amazon.com did not stand a chance against a Patriot."
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Yes, I read it and it's an excellent book. Not sure what happened to my copy, it either got lent and never returned or lost during a house move.Disembodied wrote: ↑Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:32 amYes, the McAuslan stories are very funny … if you've not read it yet, you might also like GMF's memoir of his wartime experiences as a private in Burma, called Quartered Safe Out Here. It's not funny (and for funny wartime memoir, you can't beat Spike Milligan's Hitler: My Part in His Downfall and others), but it's interesting to read as the real-life background of the narrator "Dand MacNeill" in the McAuslan books.
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i watched the wan show on youtube over the weekend. its on the Linus Tech Tips channel.... they are a Canadian company.... and they seemed very very certain it was Canadians that shot down the drone...Disembodied wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:20 pmSmall drone 'shot with Patriot missile'"That quadcopter that cost 200 bucks from Amazon.com did not stand a chance against a Patriot."
Arthur: OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue.
OR i could go with
Arthur Dent: I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
or simply
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OR i could go with
Arthur Dent: I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
or simply
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"If Brexit is a disaster I will go and live abroad. I will go and live somewhere else."
—Nigel Farage
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That man is so contemptible I frankly don't know what to say!
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I say, good luck to Nigel, in his future career as an economic migrant! It's that kind of can-do, get-up-and-go attitude that's made Britain what it is today.
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"If Brexit is a disaster I will go and live abroad. I will go and live somewhere else."
—Nigel Farage
Perfectly stated by Disembodied!Disembodied wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:36 pmI say, good luck to Nigel, in his future career as an economic migrant! It's that kind of can-do, get-up-and-go attitude that's made Britain what it is today.
...and i'm sure that we can all find names in our countries, to replace for 'Nigel' and 'Britain' and still have a valid quote!
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At last, some good news:
Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year
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It's good news weekDisembodied wrote:At last, some good news:
Someone's found a way to give
The rotting dead a will to live
Go on and never die
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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Yeah, but I bet we could eat them quicker.....Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year
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"Hedgehoppers Anonymous" UIVMM. Amazing what sticks in the brain for fifty years...
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Indeed!
I would advise stilts for the quagmires, and camels for the snowy hills
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
And any survivors, their debts I will certainly pay. There's always a way!
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Outline, using squared paper, how this alters our interpretation of Jesse Ventura's recommendation for chewing tobacco in the movie Predator.Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover, scientists find