Quote of the week!

[Cody]

If society collapsed and there were no shops to buy food from and not enough time to grow crops and my family and two cats were starving, I would cook and eat the family to keep me and the cats going 'til we could find something better.

[Cody]

I will be with you, whatever...

Hmm...

[Cody]

The zoo took delivery of the animal on Wednesday but on Thursday morning they discovered it had escaped.

Must be the lynx effect.

[Disembodied]

Must be the lynx effect.

"I've got some good gnus for you, and some bad gnus for you …"

[Disembodied]

Actually it's good that only 199 people in the country voted for May to be PM, it'll stop me staring suspiciously at faces in the street

[Cody]

When a reporter said he had a few people to apologise to first such as US President Obama - referring to previous ill-judged comments - he said: "The United States will be at the front of the queue."

<chortles> Nice one, Boris!

[Disembodied]

Apologies for the mix-up with Boris in Foreign Office. I wrote "F OFF" next to his name and the intern got confused.

[Cody]

The UN's cultural organisation has listed 17 works by pioneering Franco-Swiss architect Le Corbusier as world heritage sites. Le Corbusier developed a residential housing principle called Unité d'Habitation - he thought the tower block was the solution for re-housing the masses that had been displaced during World War Two.

<spits>

[Mazur]

Apologies for the mix-up with Boris in Foreign Office. I wrote "F OFF" next to his name and the intern got confused.

As a result, the UK will conduct all Foreign Affairs with its Johnson hanging out.

[spud42]

LMAO... nice one..

[Amah]

Even though it goes up and down the media these days I still have to grin listening to Mrs Trump being rickroll'd as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KtzdP7mR-4

[Disembodied]

… Boris Johnson, looking more than ever like a nightmare Terry Gilliam had about an Emperor penguin …

[Cody]

<grins>

"Boris," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "But that's not the point!" raged Boris. "The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin!"

[Cody]

A sad day for conspiracy theorists. If the current presidential race proves anything - it is that there isn't a secret omniscient omnipotent organisation running things. Possibly a completely incompetent, shadowy organisation, possibly the Milk Marketing Board or the Bately town women's guild.

Lies and foul slander! We all know that the Milk Marketing Board are the only ones keeping us safe from the machinations of the Potato Council!

[Yah-Ta-Hey]

http://www.ralafferty.org/works/stories ... crocodile/
7 men control world finances and how common man upset their careful plans. great read.