This one was quite easy but a lot of fun to (re-)write
Thin Lizzy's 'The Rocker'...
The Docker
I am your main man if you're computer's in trouble
When you're in the aegis no one's better than me
I'm quick, I'll get you in on the double
Pirates or Vipers, they ain't stopping me
'Cause I'M A DOCKER
I'M A DOCKER
I'm a roller too baby
I'M A DOCKER
Down at the space bar some bounty hunter was talkin'
Fer-de-Lance jockey, and he's acting all cool
"This is my ship and you know she's fitted with everythin'"
"Docking computers, I ain't no fool"
I said "Hey man, don't need 'em I'm a tough guy"
Let's take a trip outside, want to try?
He just looked at me with fear in his eyes
And said "No way, I ain't crazy like you, 'cause YOU'RE A DOCKER!"
That's right I'M A DOCKER
I'm a roller too honey
I'M A DOCKER
I love to pitch and roll
I get my kicks 'till the injectors stall
pitch and roll
Easy boy, don't scrape the hull
I love to pitch and roll
I get my kicks 'till the injectors stall
sweet pitch and roll
Easy boy, don't scrape the hull
This one was quite easy but a lot of fun to (re-)write
Thin Lizzy's 'The Rocker'...
The Docker
I am your main man if you're computer's in trouble
When you're in the aegis no one's better than me
I'm quick, I'll get you in on the double
Pirates or Vipers, they ain't stopping me
'Cause I'M A DOCKER
I'M A DOCKER
I'm a roller too baby
I'M A DOCKER
Down at the space bar some bounty hunter was talkin'
Fer-de-Lance jockey, and he's acting all cool
"This is my ship and you know she's fitted with everythin'"
"Docking computers, I ain't no fool"
I said "Hey man, don't need 'em I'm a tough guy"
Let's take a trip outside, want to try?
He just looked at me with fear in his eyes
And said "No way, I ain't crazy like you, 'cause YOU'RE A DOCKER!"
That's right I'M A DOCKER
I'm a roller too honey
I'M A DOCKER
I love to pitch and roll
I get my kicks 'till the injectors stall
pitch and roll
Easy boy, don't scrape the hull
I love to pitch and roll
I get my kicks 'till the injectors stall
sweet pitch and roll
Easy boy, don't scrape the hull
Arthur: OK. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue.
OR i could go with
Arthur Dent: I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
or simply
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