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Draco_Caeles
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Post by Draco_Caeles »

11. You duck when going through doors.
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12. When approaching doors you worry that you're not lined up correctly so try rotating through 90 degrees.
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Post by JensAyton »

Draco_Caeles wrote:
11. You duck when going through doors.
I do that all the time anyway, being a hair short of door height.
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13. When you have a dream about walking around inside the cargo hold of your ship, and thinking that this added feature was a nice addition to the game.

I did, last night!

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14. When you're lying in bed with your eyes closed trying to get to sleep and all you can see on the inside of your eyelids is that trading run you did about 15 times to make enough money to buy a cargo bay extension...
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15. When you can't find the 'A' key in response to someone else's bad driving.
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16. When you actually feel bad for blowing up an Anaconda just because you'd run out of witchspace injector fuel and needed to jump to the planet quickly and dock so you can save the game because it's 1 'o clock in the morning and you have work the next day and really ought to be in bed!!
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17. When you take time to wonder if blowing up the other spacelane traffic is right.
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18. You get annoyed, because your local bookstore doesn't stock "Zen and the Art of Cobra Maintenance"
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