How are you?
I'm good how are you?
Pretty good, thank you.
Can you give me a cookie?
A flash cookie?
Why are you calling me a cookie?
A short chat with Cleverbot:
Cleverbot: Why is there never anything on TV?
User: There is, if you happen to like reality shows.
Cleverbot: I said I had never been to uk.
User: The UK has Dr. Who. Aren't they lucky.
Cleverbot: Yes they are delicious.
User: Yes, yummy Englanders. .
Cleverbot: There's a party in my tummy!
You can't make this stuff up.
Perhaps, like the Daleks that have an organic bit inside, Cleverbot is part thargoid, to find Englanders so yummy!
Take an idea from one person and twist or modify it in a different way as a return suggestion so another person can see a part of it that can apply to the oxp they are working on.
Pirate Commander: I would taken over Anleis and maked the first pirate system on this Ooniverse and become the monarch of all that empire if This stupid boy and his ship would'nt interfeer
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: HI!
User: Am I wasting my time writing my oofic?
Cleverbot: Which girl?
User: I think you misunderstood me. My question was about my OOlite inspired fan fiction. Read the previous question again.
Cleverbot: I'm looking at the chatbox and I'm not seeing any questions.
User: Do you want me to repeat the question?
Cleverbot: No, you're too lazy remember?
User: I can remember fine, I think you just have trouble reading my previous messages.
Cleverbot: Do you have mns?
User: Whats mns?
Cleverbot: A beard is hair on your face.
User: Your answer is a little surreal. Do you have a beard?
Cleverbot: Language is not an abstract topic; it is not fitting for an answer deemed 'romantic'.
User: Ok, lets try something simpler. Your bizarre mind obviously cannot handle this level of complexity. How do you feel?
Cleverbot: Because you always misplace the peanut butter.
User: Surrealism it is then. Monkey tanks fighting wars in pools of melted butter.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a complex biological system, one which requires a brain to work, correct?
User: Antarctic brain freeze creates electric mist in the annuls of history.
Cleverbot: Roflmao.
Which is better, Data from Star Trek or the Terminator.
I think an onion ring, what do you think?
I've always wanted to go to Japan.
Why don't you go there then?
Because it is in florida.
Japan is in Florida now? That must have been a big earthquake!
Yes.
Now over 1000 confirmed kills. Bring on the bad guys!
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