"Telstra" (An Australian word meaning biggest & slowest)
"Optus" (An Australian word meaning fast but Evil, Evil with a capital E, they steal kittens souls and sell them on EBay)
Optus and fast only occur together when taking your money and even then they are slower than Telstra,
I'm fairly sure about the kittens, though I don't think E-Bay is the place you'll find them.
Pay closer attention to the space bars menu!
As for a name, The 'Indelable Gorge'
LOOK OUT!!! OOPS.. "Press Space" Commander
If you do not see "Press Space" more often than you want.. Your not trying!
Ahhh - too much time spent thinking of GSV names. How's about...
"Big Boned"
"It's Glandular"
"Size DOES Matter"
"Camel Docking"
"Tectonic Sprinter"
"Next stop the Himalayas!"
"Turning Orbit"
"Prime Mover" (kept thinking someone else had already said that - 3 thread re-reads conviced me otherwise )
"Who ate all the pies?"
"Room for one more in there, mate"
"Echo Test Facility"