Clients from Hell

[Disembodied]

Ooof ...

http://clientsfromhell.net/

CLIENT: Can you update my Adobe?

ME: Sure. Which program are you using?

CLIENT: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE

ME: Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-

CLIENT: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you're talk about…

ME: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn't say, "I just updated my Microsoft - "

CLIENT: Microsoft isn't working either. Find a solution for that while you're at it.

Warning: this site does become horrifyingly addictive.

[Selezen]

If you liked that, check this out:

http://www.uktsupport.co.uk/humour/humidx.htm
(click on the Things They Say links)

The majority of this stuff is from Dixons Stores Group's tech support from the time when I worked there when it was under the Mastercare banner (I had a word document with all of it in, compiled from anecdotes of people actually on the phones in the call centre). The giveaway is the mention of Packard Bell and Advent, which were Dixons Stores Group EXCLUSIVES!

I didn't make the site - someone else who probably worked there did it. There have been a fair few of these sites over the years.

[Commander McLane]

Also, try this one out (and the rest of it, too).

[Selezen]

It's easy to see why most contact centres now have a disclaimer saying that phone calls are recorded these days...