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Hmm, that radio phone in section is eerily disturbing, especially given the recent spate of natural disasters that he "predicted"...

Oh the joys of hysteria porn. I try and relax one a week to some hard core conspiracy, don't really mind which; Government cover up, little green men, false flag operations, black ops, etc etc etc I'm easy. You know, get myself RRReal worked up if you know what I mean. I try and keep it a bit private, I'm certainly not an exhibitionist, I don't throw wad loads of paranoia at all and sundry. It just doesn't get me off. It's a bit embarrassing if I'm totally honest, but you know, people say it's healthy and natural so that's cool.

All these UFO claims miss the only important point, though: that the world is effectively going to end tomorrow!

Although I think it isn't completely clear whether the rapture will happen on other planets (and flying saucers!) at the same date and time...

Commander McLane wrote:

.... the world is effectively going to end tomorrow!

Damn, I'd forgotten that. I was hoping to have a lie-in as it's Saturday.

I think it's not scheduled until 6pm PST ... you should be OK for a lie-in. And better still, it won't clash with Dr Who!

That's OK then

Disembodied wrote:

I think it's not scheduled until 6pm PST ... you should be OK for a lie-in. And better still, it won't clash with Dr Who!

No, according to the guy who invented it it's 6pm local time (wherever you are!). So it'll depend on the schedule for Dr Who.

As a side effect, Oceanians may get exempted from the rapture by clever use of the date line.

Commander McLane wrote:

No, according to the guy who invented it it's 6pm local time (wherever you are!). So it'll depend on the schedule for Dr Who.

Oh, phoo ... well, let's hope all the ascending righteous don't interfere with the signal too much, or get snagged on my aerial. The last thing you want to be doing in the middle of a Dr Who-Rapture mashup is have to clamber on to the roof to disentangle one of the personal (and possibly naked) friends of God Himself from your TV antenna by poking them with a broom. Although to be honest I don't think there'll be that many being twanged skywards from my neck of the woods.

Commander McLane wrote:

As a side effect, Oceanians may get exempted from the rapture by clever use of the date line.

They're already on it.

how's about you rapture up your own effing thread instead of derailing yet another one of mine?

FACT OF THE DAY

The islands of Samoa are only an 'S' away from being a delicious, indian snack.

Disembodied wrote:

Commander McLane wrote:

No, according to the guy who invented it it's 6pm local time (wherever you are!). So it'll depend on the schedule for Dr Who.

Oh, phoo ... well, let's hope all the ascending righteous don't interfere with the signal too much, or get snagged on my aerial. The last thing you want to be doing in the middle of a Dr Who-Rapture mashup is have to clamber on to the roof to disentangle one of the personal (and possibly naked) friends of God Himself from your TV antenna by poking them with a broom. Although to be honest I don't think there'll be that many being twanged skywards from my neck of the woods.

I don't know about the righteous, but what may interfere a little with your aerial is the huge earthquake which is going to circle around the world over the period of (you guessed it) exactly 24 hours, and during which the righteous are taken, while it is concurrently supposed to sort of ruin the day for everybody else. It'll be a little hard to not notice.

Smivs wrote:

FACT OF THE DAY

The islands of Samoa are only an 'S' away from being a delicious, indian snack.

Let me guess: Samsoa?

Smivs wrote:

FACT OF THE DAY

The islands of Samoa are only an 'S' away from being a delicious, indian snack.

Mmmm, samosas. I even eat the veggie ones

Killer Wolf wrote:

how's about you rapture up your own effing thread instead of derailing yet another one of mine?

Select proper response:

1) Sarcastic
2) Light hearted (due to the problems with a text based medium some people might get the wrong end of the stick)
3) Steampunk

<3> option 3 selected........ Brass Goggles Steampunk translator engaged>

Their joking you.

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My Dear Sir,

When the nature of the tread regards spurious combinations of atmospheric phenomena, moulded into a weighted media artefact. One which prefers a meaning, neatly sidestepping the rational, to instead focus on the outlandish. One could postulate that jacking that thread, with a side discussion on the equally spuriously predicted sub-sect Christian rapture, is of sufficient merit to be considered satirical satire.

Regards

Mr ClymAngus