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What the back of the book really means...

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:29 am
by DaddyHoggy
I got these from a friend:

Enchanting: - There’s a dog in it.

Heart-warming: - A dog and a child.

Heart-rending: - They die.

Thoughtful: - Tedious.

Thought provoking: - Tedious and hectoring.

Haunting: - Set in the past.

Exotic: - Set abroad.

Prize-winning: - Set in India.

Perceptive: - Set in NW3.

Epic: - Editor cowed by author’s reputation.

From the pen of a master: - Same old same old.

In the tradition of: - Shamelessly derivative.

Provocative: - Irritating.

Spare and taut: - Under-researched.

Richly detailed: - Over-researched.

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:59 am
by Disembodied
:lol:

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:17 pm
by Steve
:D

A bit like the lonely-hearts ads...

Likes pubs: - Alcoholic

Likes long walks in the countryside: - Boring

Bubbly: - Annoying

Cuddly: - Fat