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Giant Robot Invaders: Flying Fortress

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Sick of giant alien invaders attacking your peaceful homeland?
Tired of the constant threat of Godzilla?
Then you need Giant Robot Invaders: Flying Fortress (G*R*I*F*F*)!!!

Piloted by five Japanese Schoolgirls in Spandex, this state of-the-art piece of machinery features all the modern comforts of your regular giant robot, at affordable prices.

Includes:
*Rocket Boots.
*Detachable Rocket Fists.
*Shoulder Missiles.
*Rustproofing.
*12 month waranty.

Late April Fools Joke!

Love it - you should have released it a week ago in time for April 1st!


Reminds me of what a child might draw if they'd seen the SDF-1 from the Robotech TV series.

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DaddyHoggy wrote:

Love it - you should have released it a week ago in time for April 1st!


Reminds me of what a child might draw if they'd seen the SD1 from the Robotech TV series.

Hehe, yeah I missed April Fools Day by a week.

I think I might actually sneak it into one of my other oxps as an easter egg, with an extremly low spawn rate.

ADCK wrote:

DaddyHoggy wrote:

Love it - you should have released it a week ago in time for April 1st!


Reminds me of what a child might draw if they'd seen the SD1 from the Robotech TV series.

Hehe, yeah I missed April Fools Day by a week.

I think I might actually sneak it into one of my other oxps as an easter egg, with an extremly low spawn rate.

Spawn two - a red one and a blue one and have them fight it out like those 1970s boxing games that kids used to play with.

LOL!

Added a download link to the original post it anyone wants it, It's a joke OXP, but still fully functional, has a low spawn rate.

Otherwise its a modders resource, feel free to use it in your own oxps

accidently had it set to smooth in the plist, uploaded new version...

I wonder if anyone will actually download it

ADCK wrote:

you need Giant Robot Invaders: Flying Fortress (G*R*I*F*F*)!!!

Piloted by five Japanese Schoolgirls in Spandex, this state of-the-art piece of machinery features all the modern comforts of your regular giant robot, at affordable prices.

Just give me the five Japanese Schoolgirls in Spandex, and forget about the rest!

JazHaz wrote:

... five Japanese Schoolgirls in Spandex ...

How many polygons?

JazHaz wrote:

ADCK wrote:

you need Giant Robot Invaders: Flying Fortress (G*R*I*F*F*)!!!

Piloted by five Japanese Schoolgirls in Spandex, this state of-the-art piece of machinery features all the modern comforts of your regular giant robot, at affordable prices.

Just give me the five Japanese Schoolgirls in Spandex, and forget about the rest!

i prefer their sailor outfits, but i think we're close to wandering off the topic here!

Killer Wolf wrote:

... but i think we're close to wandering off the topic here!

Now, that would be a first on these boards!

i'm wondering if now is a prime opportunity to re-request the implementation of the ability to hire crews of attractive nubiles.

Killer Wolf wrote:

i'm wondering if now is a prime opportunity to re-request the implementation of the ability to hire crews of attractive nubiles.

That was one of the few things I liked about Star-Trek Online, the ability to have Bridge-Bunnies!

I Had my Captain who was a grizzled old dwarf with a beard (Dwarves in Space!) And my 10 Bridge Crew were all cutesy Females!
A harem on a space ship, it's every nerds dream! Hehe.

BTW 7 Downloads of G*R*I*F*F* lol! That's 7 more than I thought it would get.

ADCK wrote:

Killer Wolf wrote:

i'm wondering if now is a prime opportunity to re-request the implementation of the ability to hire crews of attractive nubiles.

That was one of the few things I liked about Star-Trek Online, the ability to have Bridge-Bunnies!

I Had my Captain who was a grizzled old dwarf with a beard (Dwarves in Space!) And my 10 Bridge Crew were all cutesy Females!
A harem on a space ship, it's every nerds dream! Hehe.

BTW 7 Downloads of G*R*I*F*F* lol! That's 7 more than I thought it would get.

If I had time it would've been eight!

Only if the giant robot comes with a crew of cybernetic monkeys.