Oolite Bulletins

May the force be with you (always)

http://www.firebox.com/product/2399/Sta ... 4#videos_h

A nice parlor trick.

But does it beat a good blaster at your side?

Quote George Lucas; "Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships."

This guy might be strong in the force (and the emo) but there are some things that will always be ****ing weak.

Hang on, so the trick here is to clear your mind. To enter a meditative state, or fall asleep whichever comes first. That would be a right bitch wouldn't it? You go to sleep at level one and wake up to a level 15 completing fanfare.

You can't ask hard core die hard basement dwellers to clear their minds. It's like reinstalling windows; you'll never be able to guarantee getting it all back up and running again!

"Yes, yes, I can feel the imaginary breast..."

"How long have you had that force training device?"
"3 or 4 seasons"
"You need to see a barber and get a tan"
"He doesn't need to see a barber or get a tan."
"He doesn't need to see a barber or get a tan."
"This is not the expensive lump of spin off plastic merchandising your looking for "
"This is not the expensive lump of spin off plastic merchandising we're looking for "
"He can go about his business in his parents cellar, on his own, with his PS3"
"He can go about his business in his parents cellar, on his own, with his PS3"
"Move along"
"Move Along"

DaddyHoggy wrote:

But does it beat a good blaster at your side?

In this instance, no.

ClymAngus wrote:

"How long have you had that force training device?"
"3 or 4 seasons"
"You need to see a barber and get a tan"
"He doesn't need to see a barber or get a tan."
"He doesn't need to see a barber or get a tan."
"This is not the expensive lump of spin off plastic merchandising your looking for "
"This is not the expensive lump of spin off plastic merchandising we're looking for "
"He can go about his business in his parents cellar, on his own, with his PS3"
"He can go about his business in his parents cellar, on his own, with his PS3"
"Move along"
"Move Along"

DaddyHoggy wrote:

"Yes, yes, I can feel the imaginary breast..."

X-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E


i think the guy looks like the jedi master of shadow puppets.

ClymAngus wrote:

"How long have you had that force training device?"
"3 or 4 seasons"
"You need to see a barber and get a tan"
"He doesn't need to see a barber or get a tan."
"He doesn't need to see a barber or get a tan."
"This is not the expensive lump of spin off plastic merchandising your looking for "
"This is not the expensive lump of spin off plastic merchandising we're looking for "
"He can go about his business in his parents cellar, on his own, with his PS3"
"He can go about his business in his parents cellar, on his own, with his PS3"
"Move along"
"Move Along"