Oolite Bulletins

In addition to the normal rankings of Harmless, Dangerous etc, I suggest "Incompetent" for pilots who repeatedly die while attempting to dock.

Any other wacky ideas ?

Another one..

After visiting a bar, your ship becomes sluggish and unresponsive. If you've been in the bar too long, there seems to be twice as many ships, stars and planets as before...

A DUI OXP

I like the bar idea! We should ask the Devs. Also maybe "Gatecrasher" if you shoot at a bar?

don't do that... my rating would never improve... i can't dock!!

tomsk wrote:

Another one..

After visiting a bar, your ship becomes sluggish and unresponsive. If you've been in the bar too long, there seems to be twice as many ships, stars and planets as before...

A DUI OXP

How about playing oolite with a bottle of whisky for company. It's a wet ware solution.

ClymAngus wrote:

How about playing oolite with a bottle of whisky for company. It's a wet ware solution.

I bet that would work different With M$ FSX, my first successful landing of a 747 was after drinking a bottle of wine...at Innsbruck airport!

However, counting the shots which hit and miss and then have some text calculated out of that could be fun

Screet

Rebecca wrote:

don't do that... my rating would never improve... i can't dock!!

Ah! Got a docking computer?!

Screet wrote:

I bet that would work different With M$ FSX, my first successful landing of a 747 was after drinking a bottle of wine...at Innsbruck airport!

then i guess you better stay away from PS1...

Good one, I like it. What about a heavy fine if you get blasted and revert to an earlier save (e.g. loose any cargo loaded at the time). Probably technically not feasible

Lysander