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Pun cascade isolation ward
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm
by wackyman465
Moderator: split from Oolite source code confusion
Welcome "aboard"!
Does anyone appreciate my terrible puns?
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:16 pm
by CptnEcho
wackyman465 wrote:Welcome "aboard"!
Does anyone appreciate my terrible puns?
Not your terrible ones. Your good puns are appreciated though.
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:06 pm
by wackyman465
Well, where I came from, all puns are bad puns. They make you groan, not laugh. They're not funny, they're punny. For example:
On this circle there is a chord.
Like A major?
No, like a Honda.
Get it? accord...
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:52 am
by _ds_
wackyman465 wrote:Well, where I came from, all puns are bad puns. They make you groan, not laugh. They're not funny, they're punny. […]
Rotten vegetables! Get your
rotten vegetables here!
1½Cr/ton!
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:52 am
by DaddyHoggy
Rotten vegetables? Nah, what you want is: "Get your juicy tomatoes, juicy tomatoes, still in their tins..." for literally maximum impact.
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:04 pm
by wackyman465
OW! Just no rocks! Or pitchforks. Or, now that I think of it, torches... Save those for the next time someone around here suggests laser cooling boosters.
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:24 pm
by Cmdr Wyvern
DaddyHoggy wrote:Rotten vegetables? Nah, what you want is: "Get your juicy tomatoes, juicy tomatoes, still in their tins..." for literally maximum impact.
Or, the patented Hesperus Lethal Food Fling(tm).
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:27 pm
by wackyman465
Hesperus uses a food fling? I thought he used a sniper rifle...
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:05 am
by Cmdr Wyvern
Hesperus once scoop-catapulted a cargo container of food at a pirate Sidewinder, and scored a kill.
It's a trick of amazing skill (or equally amazing luck) that we still talk about.
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:47 am
by Captain Hesperus
Cmdr Wyvern wrote:Hesperus once scoop-catapulted a cargo container of food at a pirate Sidewinder, and scored a kill.
It's a trick of amazing skill (or equally amazing luck) that we still talk about.
Hey! The front laser was cooked, the shields were down and if I rammed it (if I could get close enough to ram....), I'd probably have died.
Captain Hesperus
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:16 am
by Cmdr Wyvern
Captain Hesperus wrote:Cmdr Wyvern wrote:Hesperus once scoop-catapulted a cargo container of food at a pirate Sidewinder, and scored a kill.
It's a trick of amazing skill (or equally amazing luck) that we still talk about.
Hey! The front laser was cooked, the shields were down and if I rammed it (if I could get close enough to ram....), I'd probably have died.
Captain Hesperus
I speak in awestruck reverence, my friend.
I've always felt that Randomus Factoria or the Lord Giles favors you. Smashing a Sidewinder with an accelerated cargo container...What are the odds?
I for one am glad you're still among the breathing.
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:40 am
by Captain Hesperus
Cmdr Wyvern wrote:
I speak in awestruck reverence, my friend.
I've always felt that Randomus Factoria or the Lord Giles favors you. Smashing a Sidewinder with an accelerated cargo container...What are the odds?
I for one am glad you're still among the breathing.
A tonne container of Food. Mostly cocoa- and cake-based material. I believe it was Death by Chocolate....
<rimshot>
Captain Hesperus
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:45 am
by another_commander
Oh boy, has this thread been derailed to pieces or what...
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:02 am
by Commander McLane
Aren't they all, eventually?
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:36 am
by wackyman465
Wow. Incredible skills by Hesperus, I must applaud.