Oolite Bulletins

Now we know what stopped the Thargoids in their tracks one day in the Elite/Frontier timeline!

Looks quite becoming. I`m off to buy one immediately.

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Well at least the austrian chick looked hot enough for me stay on the page for more than two seconds. . .

I am really interested in alien abductions, By reading wikipedia about it, I needed my lamp on for a few days. I would like to get abducted by aliens, only if 1 they were real 2 they were cool 3 if they took me on tours of there home planet (they sometimes do that apparently, and to zoo's and museums too!).

FSOneblin

Jack_H wrote:

Well at least the austrian chick looked hot enough for me stay on the page for more than two seconds. . .

Yeah, that's what the extra-terrestrials said....

JohnnyBoy wrote:

Jack_H wrote:

Well at least the austrian chick looked hot enough for me stay on the page for more than two seconds. . .

Yeah, that's what the extra-terrestrials said....

How crap would alien technology have to be if it was defeated by a home made techno-bennie? Remember to add the propeller boys. You know, to defuse the RAYS.

I think this kind of forbidden technology could have dire effects on world stability if it fell into enemy hands......"We would have destroyed the terrorist training facility, but unfortunately those cunning bastards put on their tin foil velostat turbans just as we were about to launch our daisy cutters".

It's also a bit egotistical to think that aliens would travel billions of miles, just to hot wire a hick in a field and ride him round like some sort of weird meaty RC toy.

ClymAngus wrote:

How crap would alien technology have to be if it was defeated by a home made techno-bennie?

Clym, it's their telepathy that's being blocked by the home made techno-beanie, not their technology....

ClymAngus wrote:

...hot wire a hick in a field and ride him round like some sort of weird meaty RC toy.

Here on Teesside, that's considered a good night out...

"Teasers?"
"Yeah, rich kids that..."