Oolite Bulletins

Hi all,
My name is John , I’m new to the forum and just want to say hi to everyone.

Hello, Cmdr Reduntex. Welcome to the Oolite Spacer's Bar..err, BB. Have a gargleblaster.

I'm Derik Roh'i of Tionsila, callsign Wyvern, freelance test pilot & bounty hunter. (Yeah, you can be in-charater here, nobody minds.)

Don't mind the drunk pirate in the corner, beware that trumble pushing feline over there, and if you deal slaves then don't let that surly fellow over there know about it.

If you need help, just ask. No problem.

Cmdr Wyvern wrote:

Don't mind the drunk pirate in the corner, beware that trumble pushing feline over there, and if you deal slaves then don't let that surly fellow over there know about it.

If you need help, just ask. No problem.

HEY!! I don't *push* Trumbles, I expedite their way into people's hearts. And you forgot to point out The Grey-Haired chap who's fallen asleep and is dribbling into his Riedquatian Ultra.....very dangerous.

Captain Hesperus
<EDIT> Suddenly I feel very concerned that this guy is a bot. Maegil has flagged/decapitated him and his www link is, ahem, Google.

Cmdr Wyvern wrote:

if you deal slaves then don't let that surly fellow over there know about it.

Who, the guy with the swords, as in, me? No, not at all, you may speak freely, we're all friends, right? RIGHT?!

Captain Hesperus wrote:

Suddenly I feel very concerned that this guy is a bot. Maegil has flagged/decapitated him and his www link is, ahem, Google.

Ah, yessss... Cheeky, isn't he?
Anyway, I think this whole thread might just get sucked into the vacuum, so better to don your zoot suits while you can!

Captain Hesperus wrote:

<EDIT> Suddenly I feel very concerned that this guy is a bot. Maegil has flagged/decapitated him and his www link is, ahem, Google.

It takes a scoundrel to know a scoundrel, eh? I'll trust your word.
Another kill, another credit... Though the bounty on a spambot would hardly pay for a bag of chocolate-covered tree grubs, if you know what I mean.