A "Leeroy Jenkins" mission.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:18 pm
Stupid idea for a mission, but the thought of it makes me laugh.
Before I begin with the mission, an explanation of Leeroy Jenkins if you don't know who it is. Watch the Warcraft vid.
A bunch of WoW players (Pals For Life) discuss going into an area filled with dragon eggs and other nasties. You can't just go in there and start slashing at the eggs because they hatch and you have dozens of baby dragons attacking you, so you need to decide how you're attacking, and make sure your team sticks together.
Leeroy Jenkins just sits at the bottom-left as this long-winded tactical talk goes on... until he screams "OK chumps up, let's do this. LEEEEROY JENKIIIINS!!!". Complete disregard for everyone, Leeroy just goes in where angels fear to tread. And gets everyone killed.
So that's the basis for the mission. A new pilot, Captain Leeroy Jenkins, decides that he wants to fly to an anarchy that's 3ly away so he can brag to his friends how hard-ass he is. He's the son of a rich trader, so there's a lot of money in it for you because daddy doesn't want his pride and joy floating home. Unfortunately, he's as dumb as a stump.
Your job is to keep him alive until he notices that he has enough fuel to hyperspace back to safety. In the hour the mission lasts, Leeroy is going to do some really stupid stuff. Testing his shields by flying into asteroids, looking for pirates to take down with his shiny new Constrictor, inviting death-by-missile at every opportunity.
He'll zoom ahead, looking for something to brag to his friends about, and you have to mop up the mess he makes. Shoot the asteroids before he kills himself. Keep the pirates off his back. EMP those missiles. And try not to kill him yourself as he accidentally fires his three missiles at you instead of the enemy. Sure, Leeroy Jenkins is not long for this Universe; but if you can keep him alive for just one hour, it's worth your while.
Before I begin with the mission, an explanation of Leeroy Jenkins if you don't know who it is. Watch the Warcraft vid.
A bunch of WoW players (Pals For Life) discuss going into an area filled with dragon eggs and other nasties. You can't just go in there and start slashing at the eggs because they hatch and you have dozens of baby dragons attacking you, so you need to decide how you're attacking, and make sure your team sticks together.
Leeroy Jenkins just sits at the bottom-left as this long-winded tactical talk goes on... until he screams "OK chumps up, let's do this. LEEEEROY JENKIIIINS!!!". Complete disregard for everyone, Leeroy just goes in where angels fear to tread. And gets everyone killed.
So that's the basis for the mission. A new pilot, Captain Leeroy Jenkins, decides that he wants to fly to an anarchy that's 3ly away so he can brag to his friends how hard-ass he is. He's the son of a rich trader, so there's a lot of money in it for you because daddy doesn't want his pride and joy floating home. Unfortunately, he's as dumb as a stump.
Your job is to keep him alive until he notices that he has enough fuel to hyperspace back to safety. In the hour the mission lasts, Leeroy is going to do some really stupid stuff. Testing his shields by flying into asteroids, looking for pirates to take down with his shiny new Constrictor, inviting death-by-missile at every opportunity.
He'll zoom ahead, looking for something to brag to his friends about, and you have to mop up the mess he makes. Shoot the asteroids before he kills himself. Keep the pirates off his back. EMP those missiles. And try not to kill him yourself as he accidentally fires his three missiles at you instead of the enemy. Sure, Leeroy Jenkins is not long for this Universe; but if you can keep him alive for just one hour, it's worth your while.