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You know you've been playing Oolite too much when...
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:06 pm
by drew
1. You look in your rear view mirror on the motorway and wonder why you can't see cyan exhaust plumes!
Cheers,
Drew.
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:11 am
by Commodore Sics D'fore
2. You are driving on a deserted road when you see another car on the horizon, and start looking for the "target missile" button on your dashboard.
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:01 am
by Rxke
3. You call people you really don't like Thargoids.
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:36 am
by jonnycuba
4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:48 pm
by capt.Pirk
Also, when posting a letter, you have to get your approach right to save crumpling the item!
My letterbox now has flashing landing lights
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:20 pm
by ArkanoiD
Well, i sometimes use ATM in a local hotel.. that looks very familliar - big rectangular entrance with blinking lights (there are two of them) at the end..
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:10 am
by TedJ
You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:16 am
by CWolf
You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:38 pm
by jonnycuba
CWolf wrote:You can't find the J button to walk faster when no one is around.
ROFL! That's a proper coffee spitter...
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:59 pm
by Commodore Sics D'fore
jonnycuba wrote:4. When you mistake your furry dice for Trumbles.
Nice. I like that one!
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:51 pm
by Draco_Caeles
TedJ wrote:You attempt a roll manouvre to line up with your local McDonald's drive through... scares the girl at the window no end.
Oh gods... I am now so very tempted to model a Big Bang Burger Bar... flythru only, of course
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:38 pm
by Roberto
Now *I'm* tempted to model Disaster Area's stunt ship, complete with illegible HUD
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:57 pm
by Prophaniti
When you leave the house and wonder what happened to the purple rings.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:03 am
by Rxke
... When you swerve wildly to avoid roadkill, thinking you're about to scoop a Trumble.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:00 am
by Odo987
10. You pull over at every motorway lay-by because it's faster than driving direct.