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THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT FROM A BLACKBOX FLIGHT RECORDER MOUNTED IN AN UNREGISTERED PYTHON
This Excerpt is thought to be one of the few documents which have survived a thargoid attack

Pilot 1: Off the port bow, look! There

Pilot 2: What IS that?

Pilot 1: It matches a Thargoid ship to me. Go inform the Passengers that we are under attack

Pilot 2: Alright

*A Door is heard to open*

Pilot 1: I hope it's not - *Lasers are heard to impact the hull* [EXPLETIVE]

Ship Computer: Damage to forward shields

Pilot 1: Lock Missiles to Unidentified Ship

Ship Computer: Missiles locked, ready to fire

Pilot 1: FIRE!

*A Door is heard to open*

Pilot 2: They don't have a clue whats happening, I've told them to remain calm

Pilot 1: Get back over here and Start shooting.

Pilot 2: Ok

*30 seconds pass, laser hits are heard*

Ships Computer: Shield Down

Pilot 1: ABANDON SHIP!

*Escape pods fire, Black box is ejected*

After studying logs from the ships, it is thought that this encounter happened in Zaonce Space. The Blackbox was recovered when it got within range of a Galcop Viper on Patrol around Zaonce Station.

Cool - welcome aboard, Commander!

Yes, very nice and also welcome!

Pilot 1: It matches a Thargoid ship to me. Go inform tell the Passengers that we are under attack to kiss their asses goodbye

FTFY

This was like one of those little bits of cheese they sometimes hand out at Tesco: tasty and not nearly enough! Take this talent of yours and run with it - we can never have enough OOlite fiction.