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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:27 pm
Oolite Bulletins
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:28 am
hehe!
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:03 am
it's a very beautifully captured moment of treason..
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:55 pm
Caption 1:
"You bastards!!! Give me my creme eggs!!!"
Caption 2:
The Galactic Navy decided that thier official complaints policy was perhaps too lenient.
"You bastards!!! Give me my creme eggs!!!"
Caption 2:
The Galactic Navy decided that thier official complaints policy was perhaps too lenient.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:25 pm
Caption 3:
Pilot Brack's quarters were always too cold.
Caption 4:
"No, I won't hold in the docking queue any more. There's no toilet on this thing. Let me in!"
Pilot Brack's quarters were always too cold.
Caption 4:
"No, I won't hold in the docking queue any more. There's no toilet on this thing. Let me in!"
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 4:00 pm
Caption 5: "Tag! You're it!"
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:43 pm
Caption 6: Quite acceptable whisky can be made from witchspace fuel; however, it can have certain... side-effects.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:14 pm
Heehee! Stop it, it tickles!
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 9:43 pm
Caption 7: Proof they do take it from behind in the Navy.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:41 pm
"Offender: Launch from that Behemoth immediately!"
or
Technician Simmons:
"See? When you reverse the polarity of the opticalrelays, the beamlaser can be used to write on ship hulls!"
"this systemj can be employed to tag offenders more effectively!"
Fleetcommand:
"Oy! What the hell are you doing?"
Simmons:
"...ehm..."
Fleetcommand:
"This vessel is not 'Property of Eng.Simmons' and who is this 'Sariah' you want to *FRUMPLE* with?"
Simmons:
"...ehm..."
Fleetcommand:
"Report to DS (Disiplinary Spanking, obviously) immediately!!"
or
Technician Simmons:
"See? When you reverse the polarity of the opticalrelays, the beamlaser can be used to write on ship hulls!"
"this systemj can be employed to tag offenders more effectively!"
Fleetcommand:
"Oy! What the hell are you doing?"
Simmons:
"...ehm..."
Fleetcommand:
"This vessel is not 'Property of Eng.Simmons' and who is this 'Sariah' you want to *FRUMPLE* with?"
Simmons:
"...ehm..."
Fleetcommand:
"Report to DS (Disiplinary Spanking, obviously) immediately!!"
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:41 pm
*Timejump*
BZZ
Caption 258:
"Sorry Cap'n, my cup of tea fell onto the fire button."
Caption 259:
"Why are you shooting at me?!!"
"Well... er... You're fired!!!"
*Timejump*
BZZ
Space computer: "2006"
BZZ
Caption 258:
"Sorry Cap'n, my cup of tea fell onto the fire button."
Caption 259:
"Why are you shooting at me?!!"
"Well... er... You're fired!!!"
*Timejump*
BZZ
Space computer: "2006"
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:28 pm
*Bump*
And this?
Yes, he is trying to dock...
And this?
Yes, he is trying to dock...
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:48 pm
Ouch! 
That would hurt...
That would hurt...
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:23 pm
"Station Control to Ixian Freighter. For the last time, your ship will not fit in the docking bay! Abort docking!"
"Ixian to Station. On the box for this thing it said 'one size fits all', so open up!"
"Ixian to Station. On the box for this thing it said 'one size fits all', so open up!"
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:46 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the old urban legend.
US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadian reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadian reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!
US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!
Canadian reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.