Oolite Bulletins

I've been a bit quiet on the song lyrics front lately, but thought I'd bring in the new year with something big

This is the Milky Way Kid, and you’re listening to Lave’s best radio station ‘Jameson2084.oo4’.

How about this weather eh? Cold and wet on one side of the planet, hot and dry on the other side… wait a minute, that’s just summer and winter. Anyway, this is the late shift, welcome to another year of plying the space lanes, where the weather is always clear and climate controlled with the occasional drizzle of pirate and hot spell with an assassin on your asp. A big callout to all the Ooniversal community; be you working hard on re-working your ship for a bit of a facelift or fiddling with that buggy equipment mod that will eventually make you a fortune.

Rumours abound in the charts at the moment of a heavily modified Worm wreaking some havoc through the space lanes: Rock On! Don’t forget to take out a few pirate dens on the way through… um, as long as it’s not my little radio transmission asteroid.

Here’s a new artist making a debut in the charts with a song cruising up the playlist. It’s about one of the more well-known commanders out there, or should I say their ship. An instant hit in Chart2, but it’s gained popularity throughout the Ooniverse. Here’s Myflite Trainor with

All About That ‘Conda
[Chorus]
Because you know
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I'm all about that ‘Conda (Atomic Annie)

Verse
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no “tonnes: two”
But I can tote it, tote it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom-boom that all the pirates chase
And transport all the best gear to all the nice places

I see the FDL’s, and other custom yachts
We know them ships are small
You know they’re not so hot
If you got volume spare, just broadcast now
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the stern up to the bow

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, my instructor, she told me don't worry about your size
"Big ships take more booty on your interstellar flights"
You know I won't be no dope with a duralium closet hold
So if that's what you're into then don’t try to break the mold

[Chorus]
Because you know
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I'm all about that ‘Conda… Hey!

Verse
I'm bringing booty back
From far flung places on the sector map
You’re just a joke. If I may be so bold
I am here to tell ya
I can carry every inch of you, right inside my hold

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, my instructor, she told me don't worry about your size
"Big ships take more booty on your interstellar flights"
You know I won't be no dope with a duralium closet hold
So if that's what you're into then don’t try to break the mold

[Chorus] x3
Because you know
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I fly an Anaconda, Anaconda, no Adder
I'm all about that ‘Conda

Hey, hey, ooh
You know you like my Annie!

<cheers and applauds> Nice one!
Really appreciate the 'Atomic Annie' reference

You just made my day! You should really do this more often, it's quite entertaining!

Just don't play the song more then once or.... aaghhh!!! <screaming with agony>

@Ranthe - Your welcome. AA is only 'Conda I know of regularly flown by someone in the community, thanks for sharing the occasional anecdote from Chart2. I enjoy integrating the BB community in with the Ooniverse itself as I see the BB being an essential part of it, from the Newbie (PTux) who flies a WonderWorm to the boys who play around with the fabric of the Ooniverse itself, (CIM, Redspear et al). This is my small way of giving something back

@Huntress - I'm always happy to raise a smile. Most of these songs come out quickly after getting an idea in your head (as others will agree), but its true what is said about planets and alignment; if I sit down to do one, it takes ages

another hit there steve!!!!! keep it up mate...love them.