Oolite Bulletins

If you are, this is completely bonkers and quite addictive

Wut?


That would drive me to drink if I wasn't already there! I hope I will never be THAT bored, ever..........!


<starts to ponder of the progression of Smivs' senility>

Not senile yet, mate. I can still shave my ear and nose hair without cutting myself.

Bored, Boff? Create a massive mission OXP - the game needs a new one!

Cody wrote:

Bored, Boff? Create a massive mission OXP - the game needs a new one!

Don't! The old one needs sorting out first. And life in the paintshop is hectic enough to save me from boredom, thankfully.

Fatleaf wrote:

That would drive me to drink if I wasn't already there!

Weren't.
When I was (historical).
If I were (hypothetical).
They call it the subjunctive mode or sumthin'.

Thank you for your co-operation in this matter.

Wildeblood wrote:

Weren't.
When I was (historical).
If I were (hypothetical).
They call it the subjunctive mode or sumthin'.

Thank you for your co-operation in this matter.

Jerk!

Illiterate!

Smivs wrote:

If you are, this is completely bonkers and quite addictive

And once it gets in your head you end up doing something like this (Pink fusion with a bit of a "boop-boop be do") -

A Night at the Casino

Cruisin’ through the Aegis in my little Krait,
Flitting out to HoOpy for a little fun,
Touching up my make-up, it’s an awful state,
Hope to score a rich one for a little lov-’n

Chorus
Ooo, Ooo, Ooooee, oo
[Ooo, sham-ow-wow-mow)
Ooo, Ooo, Ooooee, oo
[Ooo, sham-ow-wow-mow)

Went to get my hair done just the other day,
Want to look like Miley I’m her biggest fan
Looking like a pop star goin’ all the way
Thruster blue (with a streak of injector cy-an)

Chorus

Looking like the business in a nano-suit
All the fellers want to see me get my mojo on
Shooting down some dice and scooping up the loot
Me an’ my pet Toy Tree-Wolf Pomera-nian

Chorus

Eying up a spacer with a wad of creds
On his second EJ and he’s got some time
Pretty soon he’ll want to race me off to bed
Tease him like a Moray on a five pound fishing-line
Chorus

Grinding on the dance floor at the end of the night
Feeling like a dancing queen that’s gettin’ her groove on
All the boys are watchin, spoilin’ for a fight
But I’ll slay ‘em all this evening, as I make my move an’…

Chorus

Fi-nally reaching a decision at last
Ca-tching the eye of one that feels the attract-tion
All the faces following me as I brush past
And kiss the one who wants some of my girl-on-girl ac-tion

Chorus

Now perhaps I can get back to work!

Cody wrote:

Jerk!

<nods in agreement>

Smivs wrote:

Not senile yet, mate. I can still shave my ear and nose hair without cutting myself.

Lol - that's something you can add to your resume!