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NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:06 pm
by kanthoney
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Re: NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:49 pm
by Ranthe
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:57 pm
by Switeck
What could cause this behavior?
Does the colony have a low bounty and the "People's Police" ship keep attacking it?

Re: NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:54 pm
by Cody
There are several such quirks in trunk at the moment - some of them crack me up!

Re: NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:19 pm
by kanthoney
My favourite so far was when a thargoid attacked a bulk hauler. This hauler, and all the other haulers in the convoy, were inching away from the thargoid like they do, and there was a pack of bounty hunters - and me - trying to splat the bugs. We were a bit late for the one hauler, which blew up in a shower of escape capsules, and then we managed to kill the thargoid. Just as everyone was breathing a sigh of relief, literally five seconds later, one of the other hauler captains piped up with "Bored now!", proving that bulk hauler captains have an excellent sense of humour in a crisis.

Re: NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:59 pm
by Ranthe
kanthoney wrote:
My favourite so far was when a thargoid attacked a bulk hauler. This hauler, and all the other haulers in the convoy, were inching away from the thargoid like they do, and there was a pack of bounty hunters - and me - trying to splat the bugs. We were a bit late for the one hauler, which blew up in a shower of escape capsules, and then we managed to kill the thargoid. Just as everyone was breathing a sigh of relief, literally five seconds later, one of the other hauler captains piped up with "Bored now!", proving that bulk hauler captains have an excellent sense of humour in a crisis.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not to mention that you really have to watch playing games like poker with bulk transport crews - after all, they've got plenty of time to practice their gambling skills :-)

Re: NPC's are *stoopid*

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:51 am
by Diziet Sma
"NPC's are *stoopid*"

Or at least, the cops sure are.. maybe they're descended from USA cops, who certainly seem to be living up to the 'stoopid' moniker lately.. :lol: :twisted: