How to make a complete arse of oneself, pt.1 :
Grow up in the 70's in German language sphere, and then later in anglophone online places write stuff along the lines of
"Thou shall not have any Star Trek but Enterprise!"
(and never know why suddenly everyone spits at you).
This is a big and evil trap for German language folks - the original series in German language ran (runs) under the title
Raumschiff Enterprise (Spaceship Enterprise).
And this trap works both ways.
Few months ago, one TV channel had Star Trek Fridays, which meant each friday 2 Star trek movies at prime time, and selected episodes from the various series all night long. (one week ST-os, one week NG and so on) - iirc it even came without commercial interruptions.
So one night, when in the
tv program it said that in the night they will show episodes from
Enterprise, I unsuspectingly was hoping for some nice, maybe even unseen-before episodes of the original series*.
Imagine my surprise when it looked much too modern, and then next what is Scott Bakula doing there?
And then the opening soundtrack started -
WTF ? OMG! Where's the remote ? Where is the mute button ?
HELP! Where did I put my shotgun ? arrgh.
"Faith of the Heart!" (rofl) sung by some horrible wannabe-Bryan-Adams-impersonator - wow, OMG!
Sounds like it was meant to go with some cheap, saucy, girl-audience-oriented
drama telenovela series, sth. with horsies in Wyoming or such.
OMG, I laughed sooo much at this. I then was all up for some fun Star Trek mockary.
Only slowly began it to dawn on me, that this was
not a (-n intended) mockary of the Star Trek series universe, but actually the newest official subtraction to the Star Trek series.
I hardly could believe it.
I mean - Scott Bakula is the captain ?
WTF? Who's next - Sarah Jessica Parker ? OMG!
And then he is a paranoid xenophobe who fears and hates aliens, and he is unable to make
any decision - I mean sth. like
"Should I fold or should I crumble the toilet paper?" is already overcharging this captain and he ends up paralysed, blocking the bathroom for the other crew members.
I mean any such "captain" clearly would not be allowed in on NASA open day, not without parental supervison at least, leave alone commanding
anything.
Really, someone at Paramount or so must have understood
willing suspension of disbelief totally wrong.
The only thing worse I have seen from the ST universe was some ST-NG episode that I think was written by some fan
boysgirls who must have won some
13yos-write-an-episode contest.
But luckily I have succeeded in forgetting all about it.
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So I appreciate/d Enterpise (original series!), the selected episodes that ran on German TV.
Then came ST-NG - that one generally ****ed me off so much that I quit watching anything Star Trek that was not original series. (I liked the ST-NG pinball machine though
)
That made me miss
ST Voyager in it's time
- nowadays it is probably my favourite of the Star Trek series.
I totally adore
The Doctor, particularly in the first and maybe also 2nd season, when he is still very rude and arrogant.
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*(The selective publishing history of German language original ST series is extremely complicated, but also funny and interesting in its own way)