Oolite Bulletins

I was out cruising the 'lanes the other day when I mis-jumped and ended up in a system that didn't appear on any chart. I believe it may be the home planet of the Trumbles.

Smivs wrote:

I was out cruising the 'lanes the other day when I mis-jumped...

And the GalCop magistrates believed that, did they?

That defence should be up there with the best of them:

• "Honestly Officer, I had no idea; I thought it meant it was for dog-walkers ..."
  "Seriously, Nurse, I just happened to be rinsing bottles - in the nude so as not to get my clothes wet, you see - when I sort of slipped and ..."
  "Your Honour, I was out on Clapham Common looking for badgers; when he asked me back to his flat I thought he was just being kind ..."
  "I was out looking for the Trumble homeworld, as you do, when it seems I sort of mis-jumped ..."

Smivs wrote:

I was out cruising the 'lanes the other day when I mis-jumped and ended up in a system that didn't appear on any chart. I believe it may be the home planet of the Trumbles.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Harcourt Mudd, would it?

CommonSenseOTB wrote:

Your name wouldn't happen to be Harcourt Mudd, would it?

*cough*Cyrano Jones*cough*

I see the resemblance:

Such a small galaxy and such a huge Ooniverse.
Trumbles have to come from somewhere!?

I for one vote to leave their planet to live.

Just not having any of them on my ship!!