@A_H: I don't know if it's ggoing to be included, but yesterday I had my fun writing these ones up and I'll post them anyway
<key>cool_item</key>
<array>
<string>sword</string>
<string>pen</string>
<string>rubber chichen</string>
<string>bleedin' big handgun</string>
<string>huge handgun </string>
<string>4MW beam lasers</string>
<string>rack full of military missiles</string>
<string>bleedin' big nuke</string>
<string>very accurate sniper rifle</string>
<string>deadly weapon</string>
<string>Bruce Willis clone</string>
<string>Chuck Norris clone</string>
<string>battleaxe</string>
<string>turnip</string>
<string>morcel of a very, very well cured Corsicoid cheese</string>
<string>watergun. And isn't afraid to use it, either</string>
<string>chlorine-filled watergun</string>
<string>L&F Templar 250KW sniper rifle with bioscanning sights, double-locking YPO and the 'SureHit'(TM) autotracking muzzle attachment</string>
<string>plasma grenade launcher</string>
<string>strategic nuclear device</string>
<string>+5 Vorpal broadsword</string>
<string>+5 Holy Avenger sword</string>
<string>+5 bow of speed</string>
<string>Dragonlance</string>
<string>singing sword</string>
<string>unbelievably sharp katana sword with the destructive power of a toothached rinoceroid in a grouchy monday morning</string>
<string>original Masamune katana sword worth more than you'll earn your entire life</string>
<string>rusty but still very sharp sword he claims to have found by a drawned female humanoid on the bottom of a lake, on a mist-covered island, on an uncharted system he discovered after a queer hiperdrive malfunction</string>
<string>fake of Excalibur</string>
<string>stainless steel copy of Narsil</string>
<string>'Made in Phekda' copy of the One Ring, or maybe his cloacking device is just malfunctioning. Well, whatever</string>
<string>Ringwraith</string>
<string>fully functional 1/42 scale model of Giles' Ark of Alliance</string>
<string>Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch</string>
<string>Scepter of Authority</string>
<string>ZR-550</string>
<string>Wang ZTR</string>
<string>COolt Peacemaker</string>
<string>WOolter PPK</string>
<string>Ravenous Bug Bladder Beast</string>
<string>flashlight</string>
<string>wet string of pasta</string>
<string>pretzel</string>
<string>paper clip</string>
<string>coat hanger</string>
<string>plastic cup</string>
<string>cute tabby kitten</string>
<string>hard-pinching lobstoid</string>
<string>dirty, greasy skillet</string>
<string>doomsday device</string>
<string>ACME(R) Ooniversal DesintegratOor</string>
<string>ACME(R) DOomsday Machine</string>
<string>ACME(R) Planet-Oo-ZAP</string>
<string>ACME(R) dOo-it-yourself ICBM kit</string>
<string>ACME(R) Spacequake IndOocer</string>
<string>ACME(R) Reduct-Oo-Tron</string>
<string>ACME(R) Devast-Oo-Matic</string>
<string>copy of 'How to Conquer the Ooniverse in 30 Easy Lessons'</string>
<string>copy of the Federal Times</string>
<string>copy of the Imperial Herald</string>
<string>Playsentient Miss September pin-up</string>
<string>rolled wood pulp newspaper</string>
<string>hostage</string>
<string>hostage. Not that we care, really</string>
<string>hostage, as if we cared</string>
<string>hostage - the fool's own mother</string>
<string>extremely unpleasent and nasty-looking piece of carved wood. Actually it's not a weapon but an original Graeth'Bo masterpiece worth millions, so we'd appreciate if you could refrain from destroying it along with the mark. If it's not too inconvenient, at least</string>
<string>evil poet</string>
<string>vacuum cleaner</string>
<string>pencil</string>
<string>complete SM outfit</string>
<string>very, very funny hat</string>
<string>ridiculous bowtie</string>
<string>bowler hat</string>
<string>umbrella</string>
<string>compromising piece of party underware</string>
<string>bottle of 75% alcohol puncheon rum</string>
<string>pair of stones</string>
<string>strong legislative lobby</string>
<string>libel lawyer</string>
<string>decent electoral base</string>
<string>reasonable manifesto</string>
<string>birdoid right wing boot</string>
<string>chemistry set</string>
<string>cream pie</string>
<string>lovely-looking, but still deadly bodyguard</string>
<string>large collection of bad jokes</string>
<string>bad joke</string>
<string>stolen <-CLASSIFIED-> device that can <-CLASSIFIED-> <-CLASSIFIED-> any ship approaching at <-CLASSIFIED-> degrees from its <-CLASSIFIED-> . The best, and possibly the only chance of surviving this encounter is to <-CLASSIFIED-> and then <-CLASSIFIED-> , not forgetting to <-CLASSIFIED-> or the backlash may<-CLASSIFIED-> the entire <-CLASSIFIED-> . Good luck, Commander, you'll need it</string>
<string>stolen secret device. And no, you aren't cleared to kwon what the device does - - Good luck, anyway</string>
<string>INRA prototype laser array</string>
<string>state-of-the-art weapons array</string>
<string>couple of plasma hand grenades</string>
<string>Q-mine</string>
<string>E-bomb</string>
<string>TAB-bomb</string>
<string>WMD</string>
<string>full load of battle weapons</string>
<string>full load of hand weapons</string>
<string>shipment of stolen hi-tech military hardware</string>
<string>copy of Baudelaire's 'Fleurs du Mal'</string>
<string>copy of Poe's anthology</string>
<string>new laser</string>
<string>prototype mass projectile railgun</string>
<string>specially modified ship</string>
<string>brand new combat computer</string>
<string>devilishly ingenious autotargeter</string>
<string>few canisters of nerve gas</string>
<string>laser cooling system</string>
<string>lot of illegal modifications</string>
<string>lot of illegal cyberweaponry</string>
<string>cannister of the Soholian Plague virus</string>
<string>military laser</string>
<string>beam laser</string>
<string>big gun</string>
<string>rather impressive gun</string>
<string>cool weapon</string>
<string>asteroid plough</string>
<string>laser gun implanted on a forearm</string>
<string>refitted laser</string>
<string>Finnmann 2.1 BXL barium-cooled, xenon cristal-focused main gun</string>
<string>Banshee beta two sonic de-emulsifier</string>
<string>bagpipe</string>
<string>Valkirie laser array</string>
<string>bank of Aegis Suprema shield generators</string>
</array>
@LB: how about a version for guild members that included renegades (that would have to be installed) and/or multiple opponents?
It shouldn't take much more than a check on the assassin's guild OXP's mission variables to unlock the harder ships' list and include them on the mission generation.
