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I have a splinter in my finger and no other fingers. How do I remove it?(the splinter, not the finger)

CommonSenseOTB wrote:

I have a splinter in my finger and no other fingers. How do I remove it?(the splinter, not the finger)

Bite it off (the splinter or the finger, either will do).

Cmdr. Maegil wrote:

CommonSenseOTB wrote:

I have a splinter in my finger and no other fingers. How do I remove it?(the splinter, not the finger)

Bite it off (the splinter or the finger, either will do).

It's just a flesh wound, come back and fight, ya coward!

But you're forgetting that I will need that finger to dial 911, pick my nose, clean my ears and point in open court.(not specifically in that order, mind you)And don't forget it's hard to curse at the computer when you're typing with a stick in your mouth.

That all depends on which finger the splinter is in... if it is in the longest one in the hand,,, then leave it embedded... that gives you a valid reason to keep it extended.

Yah-Ta-Hey wrote:

That all depends on which finger the splinter is in... if it is in the longest one in the hand,,, then leave it embedded... that gives you a valid reason to keep it extended.

Indeed, there are many valid reasons, however.


Anyway, back to rerail the thread with the last 2 relevant questions pertaining to the energy bomb.

CommonSenseOTB wrote:

If someone wanted to have a one-shot hyperjump device activated by the same button as the energy bomb as a replacement for the energy bomb, how would they do it?

Switeck wrote:

What's the E-bomb's damage amount? 1000 damage?
How can I reduce the damage of the E-bomb back to C64 Elite proportions?

Recent intelligence suggests that the E-Bomb contains a quarkonium device having a spin-synchronized charmonium pit with a phionium tamper. Microgravity synchrotron waves (induced by laser manipulation a quantum blackhole) desynchronize the charmonium spinors resulting in a dark-energy pulse that radiates isotropically from the centre of the ship. The DE pulse has a high enough W frequency to pass through the ship's witchspace generators without effect. The decaying W frequency profile is resonant with witchspace motor cores from a few 10s of metres to about 25kliks from E-Bomb zero and causes the motor to fail catastrophically.

Well-lurked handwavium... welcome aboard, Jack.

Thanks old man.