Oolite Bulletins

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:34 am**

v3.0 is now available with 200 ads in total

Download Your Ad Here!!!

Remove earlier versions of Your Ad Here before installing this one.

This release of Your Ad Here!!! comes with the first 4 ad sets (set A,B,C & D) which each have 50 ads in them. More sets will be released as they are completed.

Depending on your system specs you can now have any numer of ad sets installed, but you need at least the basic folder (YOUR_AD_HERE.oxp) and one of the set folders in your AddOns folder to get ads and convenience stations.

The new spokes-lobstoid for Ad-X wrote:
Credits for Ads

Set A

Billboard 01, front: Pangloss - Lave Fried Trumble
Billboard 01, back: Griff - Edible Arts Graduates
Billboard 02, front: johnsmith - Bibean Lethal Brandy
Billboard 02, back: Twisted - Oo Lite
Billboard 03, front: DaddyHoggy - Open Ooniversity
Billboard 03, back:: Arexack_Heretic - Wartime Propaganda
Billboard 04, front: johnsmith - Pilkerson
Billboard 04, back: Judebert - Jack Voysey P.I.
Billboard 05, front: johnsmith - Don't FWI
Billboard 05, back: DaddyHoggy - Keep safe distance
Billboard 06, front: DaddyHoggy - The Oolite Ordnance
Billboard 06, back: reills - Fritoo Lay Trumble Chips
Billboard 07, front: drnil - OCC Teretrurus MK-I
Billboard 07, back: drnil - Grupo Langostaides Azules
Billboard 08, front: Griff - Laveian Tree Grubs
Billboard 08, back: Griff - Laveian Tree Grubs
Billboard 09, front: drnil - Droogs boxset
Billboard 09, back: drnil - Status Quo
Billboard 10, front: Twisted - Inzaan Zoo Menu
Billboard 10, back: Twisted - Inzaan Zoo Menu
Billboard 11, front: Charlie - Benulobiweed Merlin
Billboard 11, back: Charlie - Benulobiweed Swift
Billboard 12, front: Twisted - Inzaan Zoo
Billboard 12, back: Twisted - Inzaan Zoo
Billboard 13, front: DaddyHoggy - Alien Abduction
Billboard 13, back: DaddyHoggy - Snoopes
Billboard 14, front: Griff - Cat Preserves
Billboard 14, back: johnsmith - Monu's Preservatifs
Billboard 15, front: drnil - Church of Giles the Creator
Billboard 15, back: DaddyHoggy - Thargon Invaders
Billboard 16, front: Twisted - ETT Homing Beacons
Billboard 16, back: johnsmith - Teance Tourist
Billboard 17, front: johnsmith - Lance & Ferman FdL
Billboard 17, back: johnsmith - Lance & Ferman Missiles
Billboard 18, front: reills - Texacoo
Billboard 18, back: reills - Citgoo
Billboard 19, front: reills - BabylOon 5
Billboard 19, back: (requested by TGHC, made by ?) - Oolite bb
Billboard 20, front: Griff - Murgh's Used Craft Showroom
Billboard 20, back: Twisted - Isveveian Isolationist Movement
Billboard 21, front: DaddyHoggy - FedOox
Billboard 21, back: DaddyHoggy - Oops
Billboard 22, front: reills - Hooliday Inn
Billboard 22, back: reills - Sheratoon
Billboard 23, front: johnsmith - Monu Surprise Pills
Billboard 23, back: DaddyHoggy - Accoorist
Billboard 24, front: ramon - Star Sports ZG Hockey
Billboard 24, back: drnil - Trumble
Billboard 25, front: Disembodied - Poopsi
Billboard 25, back: Disembodied - Lethal Zamaon Water

Set B

Billboard 01, front: johnsmith - Diso Tourist
Billboard 01, back: johnsmith - Orerve Tourist
Billboard 02, front: drew - Tianve Pulsar
Billboard 02, back: johnsmith - Inonin Tourist
Billboard 03, front: Griff - Supernova Heights
Billboard 03, back: DaddyHoggy - OO-Haul
Billboard 04, front: johnsmith Goat Soup
Billboard 04, back: reills - Pizza Hoot
Billboard 05, front: johnsmith - Barry's Dry Docks
Billboard 05, back: DaddyHoggy - Elite Insurance
Billboard 06, front: Arexack_Heretic - The Ooliteshow
Billboard 06, back: johnsmith - Bugg-Off!
Billboard 07, front: johnsmith - A Droid Is for Life
Billboard 07, back: Pangloss - GalCop Recruitment
Billboard 08, front: Cmdr Wyvern - Pteradyne Paladin
Billboard 08, back: ramon - Grand Theft Astro
Billboard 09, front: Arexack_Heretic - Planet Express
Billboard 09, back: Judebert - Raaleian Edible Poet
Billboard 10, front: johnsmith - Blue Screen of Death
Billboard 10, back: LittleBear - Shot out screen
Billboard 11, front: Pangloss - AD-X Ride the Wave
Billboard 11, back: Pangloss - AD-X Broken
Billboard 12, front: DaddyHoggy - Tescoo Oxpress
Billboard 12, back: DaddyHoggy - Tescoo
Billboard 13, front: ramon - Marett Mosquito Trader
Billboard 13, back: ramon - Marett Mosquito Trader
Billboard 14, front: Charlie - Benulobiweed Falcon
Billboard 14, back: Charlie - Benulobiweed Kestrel
Billboard 15, front: Twisted - AD-X HD
Billboard 15, back: Twisted - AD-X HD
Billboard 16, front: reills - Commoodore
Billboard 16, back: reills - Oomiga
Billboard 17, front: Arexack_Heretic - Navy Recruitment
Billboard 17, back: Arexack_Heretic - Navy Recruitment
Billboard 18, front: drnil - Stop the Thargoids
Billboard 18, back: Twisted - Don't buy blood blenders
Billboard 19, front: Twisted - B.weed fuselage enlargement
Billboard 19, back: Twisted - Bebidiso T-shirt Store
Billboard 20, front: Pangloss - GalCop Recruitment
Billboard 20, back: Pangloss - Pink Flamingo Lounge
Billboard 21, front: johnsmith - Aesbion Tourist
Billboard 21, back: johnsmith - Aesbion Tourist
Billboard 22, front: Judebert - Boyracer Phreak Attack
Billboard 22, back: Judebert - Boyracer Phreak Attack
Billboard 23, front: Charlie - Benulobiweed Pallas
Billboard 23, back: Charlie - Benulobiweed Condor
Billboard 24, front: ramon - Beyond Witchspace
Billboard 24, back: ramon - Bibeian Lethal Brandy
Billboard 25, front: DaddyHoggy - The Boosh
Billboard 25, back: DaddyHoggy - Friends of Uscela

Set C

Billboard 01, front: HueijRevisited - Oolite drink of the stars
Billboard 01, back: reils - Oopsi Cola
Billboard 02, front: DaddyHoggy - Voodoofoone
Billboard 02, back: drnil - Weyland Yutani Corp
Billboard 03, front: drnil - Starbugs
Billboard 03, back: drnil - Soylent Green
Billboard 04, front: drnil - Booger King
Billboard 04, back: drumz - All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Billboard 05, front: reills - Forbidden Planet
Billboard 05, back: DaddyHoggy - Bee & Qoo
Billboard 06, front: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - Thargoid Queen
Billboard 06, back: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - Kettle's Fungal Cures
Billboard 07, front: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - H3 Hatchling
Billboard 07, back: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - L&F Military Laser
Billboard 08, front: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - Elite IV
Billboard 08, back: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - Trumble
Billboard 09, front: drnil - Pi-42
Billboard 09, back: drnil - ORBS conference
Billboard 10, front: Commander McLane - Mabelala Institute of Technology
Billboard 10, back: drnil - Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
Billboard 11, front: drnil - Central Services
Billboard 11, back: drnil - Kruger Oreprocessor
Billboard 12, front: drnil - Happy Eye
Billboard 12, back: drnil - Mad Avian Disease
Billboard 13, front: drnil - Advanced Space Compass
Billboard 13, back: drnil - Onatbeza Medical School
Billboard 14, front: drnil - What Spaceship?
Billboard 14, back: drnil - You are here
Billboard 15, front: drnil - Hoopy Casino
Billboard 15, back: drnil - Lavean Flight Training Academy
Billboard 16, front: drnil - Black Monks
Billboard 16, back: drnil - Madam Krynxf
Billboard 17, front: drnil - Disaster Area
Billboard 17, back: drnil - Slartibartfast Coast Lines
Billboard 18, front: drnil - L-Crate Hauler
Billboard 18, back: drnil - My Generation
Billboard 19, front: drnil - Ooniversal Cooling
Billboard 19, back: drnil - Speciecism
Billboard 20, front: drnil - Planet of the Apes
Billboard 20, back: drnil - Soinisat Tourist
Billboard 21, front: drnil - Enalno Bananas
Billboard 21, back: drnil - Kruger Fuel Scoops
Billboard 22, front: drnil - Ad-X Self Promotion
Billboard 22, back: drnil - Ad-X Self Promotion
Billboard 23, front: drnil - Steak'n'Brew
Billboard 23, back: drnil - Junk Kills
Billboard 24, front: drnil - Atistiso Döner Kebab
Billboard 24, back: drnil - Xeesqu Tourist
Billboard 25, front: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - Rohan's Real Earth Ale
Billboard 25, back: (from Murgh's Lave OXP) - Tionisla Stellar Cemetary

Set D

Billboard 01, front: drnil - Medicinal Megaweed
Billboard 01, back: drnil - Snake-Oil
Billboard 02, front: Disembodied - Boorma Shave
Billboard 02, back: Disembodied - Boorma Shave
Billboard 03, front: drnil - Cosmorossi
Billboard 03, back: drnil - Looto
Billboard 04, front: Cmdr Wyvern - Lance & Ferman Energy Arms
Billboard 04, back: Cmdr Wyvern - Bender Wanted
Billboard 05, front: drnil - Ormala Vacuum Karate
Billboard 05, back: (requested by LB made by ?) - Galactic Racing League
Billboard 06, front: (requested by LB; from http://www.hooplah.com/encounters/) - Cmk3
Billboard 06, back: (requested by LB; from http://www.hooplah.com/encounters/) - Cmk3
Billboard 07, front: Arexack_Heretic - Speciecism Kills
Billboard 07, back: Arexack_Heretic - Thoraxxx Twister
Billboard 08, front: drnil - Aegis Secoority
Billboard 08, back: drnil - Esisor Tourist
Billboard 09, front: Disembodied - Azaqu
Billboard 09, back: Disembodied - Bookfast Toxic Wine
Billboard 10, front: drnil - Western Oonion
Billboard 10, back: drnil - Space Rickshaw
Billboard 11, front: Disembodied - Support the Moray Medicals
Billboard 11, back: Disembodied - Direbea Tourist
Billboard 12, front: Disembodied - Mycomechanoid Infestation
Billboard 12, back: Disembodied - Dannebrog Ore Processor
Billboard 13, front: Disembodied - Space Marines
Billboard 13, back: Ahruman - Esgeer University
Billboard 14, front: Disembodied - Roloo
Billboard 14, back: Disembodied - Tyley-Feynman Q-mine
Billboard 15, front: Disembodied - Rossum's Universal Robots
Billboard 15, back: drnil - Marlbooroo
Billboard 16, front: drnil - The Little Secret
Billboard 16, back: drnil - Hand Crafted Wheels
Billboard 17, front: Disembodied - Iru al ofico sur uno ovo
Billboard 17, back: Disembodied - Mama Mantis' Mating Relish
Billboard 18, front: Disembodied - Team Sissu grafitti
Billboard 18, back: Disembodied - Boing Miracle Plastic
Billboard 19, front: Disembodied - Umpty Candy
Billboard 19, back: Disembodied - Bistoo
Billboard 20, front: Disembodied - Mental Fixative
Billboard 20, back: Disembodied - Mecha Bingo
Billboard 21, front: drnil - HM3 Homing Missile
Billboard 21, back: drnil - Escape Pod
Billboard 22, front: drnil - Dead Poets Sushi
Billboard 22, back: drnil - Froot Shuit
Billboard 23, front: drnil - Texeonis Blender Massacre
Billboard 23, back: drnil - Sleazy Pete's
Billboard 24, front: drnil - Fuel Tank
Billboard 24, back: drnil - Adder Owners' Association
Billboard 25, front: Disembodied - Stridulation Compilation
Billboard 25, back: Disembodied - Mange

29 to go in Set E

Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:08 am**

Dr. Nil wrote:
Btw: I don't know if you noticed that you're hosting The Ooscar show.

OK, I'm going to have to get my penguin suit dry cleaned.

I'll probably make Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox look good!

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:49 am**

TGHC wrote:
OK, I'm going to have to get my penguin suit dry cleaned.

I'll probably make Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox look good!

Are you sure?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:19 pm**

Dr. Nil wrote:

For the well what(?) Commander? Sorry, I just can't read this.

And I'd like to know. I'm flying one!

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:51 pm**

Is this better?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:19 pm**

Dr. Nil wrote:

ROFL

Ok looks like I'll have to become commander Biggles now|

He He I can't stop laughing.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:03 pm**

Dr. Nil wrote:
Is this better?

Yes!

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:25 pm**

Bugger! I was going to do an ad with a penguin in it. I haven't done any bird ads yet and TGHC's comment about penguin suits made me realise how usefully humanoid they are... and there's the Doc rattling out a good 'un with a penguin in a flying helmet, no less.

Oh well, I suppose I can do one with a green penguin. Or a rock-hopper -- they're quite funky. I don't know what for, yet, but I'll get something!

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:19 pm**

I must say that I didn't dress up the penguin myself this time (some of these ads can take long enough to make even when cutting corners). And while looking for the penguin, I came across some other dressed up animals that I just had to use too. I also used a couple of the names from Little Bears seedy bars from Your Murder Here (The Old Spacer and The Carnal Pleasures Bar).

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:02 pm**

Love the Pink Rhino, very droll, and the meerkat Madonna. In fact as usual, all are excellent.

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:22 pm**

TGHC wrote:
the meerkat Madonna.

The greatest question has always been, is she smiling or letting out a sneaky fart?

Captain Hesperus

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:10 pm**

Dr. Nil wrote:

They're all great, Doc -- but the Vacuum Karate advert is a work of genius!

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:43 am**

I disagree slightly; I have laughed most about the "all you can eat Arts Graduates buffet"!

And second about the rhino. It's so pretty! And now imagine this creature tabledancing on your very table!

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:07 am**

Commander McLane wrote:
And second about the rhino. It's so pretty! And now imagine this creature tabledancing on your very table!

Or, horrors (!), if it delivered your 'free lapdance with every drink'!

Captain Hesperus

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:27 am**

Glad that you all liked them

You can still have 22 of Your Ads featured in the unfinished Set E

Oolite Bulletins

YOUR AD HERE!!! 300 ads (sets A, B, C, D, E, F & G)